It's never too late to finish your time travel homework.

Originally posted by poiiponn

prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

Happy Halloween everynyan :3

sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny

• discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship
• miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR
• cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not
• fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee
• europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”
• fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”
• pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS

the tags on this post are some of the funniest i’ve ever seen in my notifications but this one made me choke on my Mohammedan Gruel

GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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I can be shaped by more than the things that hurt me

And you may say to yourself

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL KFC

And you may say to yourself

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL TACO BELL

And you may say to yourself

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL COMBINATION KFC AND TACO BELL

And you may ask yourself

MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

ok thanks for the info wiki

Hey Paul!

It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe

its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now

People are painting SpaceX rockets on Cybertrucks to support Elon Musk, how sweet.