⟢ THE DEMON PRODIGY ࣪ ˖ ⋆
nlh ♱ 6teen | 19 - 6 - 1909 | he / it
" i'll never die 'cause i'm immortal, still awaiting eternal bliss ... " ⚔
〞They made a Wanted poster about me?!
Ah, quick, let me see! 〝
〞 …The government made this?
Wait, let me add something!
There. Now it’s perfect.〝
Anonymous asked:
https://www.tumblr.com/flawless-curry/780001740035702784?source=share
ODA EVEN REBLOGGED THIS CREATUR IS THIS TRU ?
bandagesquandering answered:
[POST]
ODASAKU. ODASAKU WHAT IS THIS.
i’m. I’M FUMING.
THIS IS NOT TRUE!!!!! I HAVE NEVER . SEEN. CHUUYA LIKE THAT!!
I DON’T WANT TO!!!!
I KNOW PERSONAL SPACE!!!! ESPECIALLY THIS KIND!!!!!
PLEASE!!!!!!!!! I’M GONNA TWEAK!!!!
It's cute when you get like this kid. You aren't always, but sometimes....
[POST]
I'M NEVER CUTE AND I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! That isn't nice. Don't talk to me like that bud.
[POST]
i don’t have to be nice to TRAITORS.
DO YOU THINK I’M IN LOVE WITH CHUUYA TOO!!! IS THAT WHAT THIS IS!!! CUS I’M NOT !!!
Anonymous asked:
https://www.tumblr.com/flawless-curry/780001740035702784?source=share
ODA EVEN REBLOGGED THIS CREATUR IS THIS TRU ?
bandagesquandering answered:
[POST]
ODASAKU. ODASAKU WHAT IS THIS.
i’m. I’M FUMING.
THIS IS NOT TRUE!!!!! I HAVE NEVER . SEEN. CHUUYA LIKE THAT!!
I DON’T WANT TO!!!!
I KNOW PERSONAL SPACE!!!! ESPECIALLY THIS KIND!!!!!
PLEASE!!!!!!!!! I’M GONNA TWEAK!!!!
It's cute when you get like this kid. You aren't always, but sometimes....
[POST]
I’M NEVER CUTE AND I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous asked:
https://www.tumblr.com/flawless-curry/780001740035702784?source=share
ODA EVEN REBLOGGED THIS CREATUR IS THIS TRU ?
[POST]
ODASAKU. ODASAKU WHAT IS THIS.
i’m. I’M FUMING.
THIS IS NOT TRUE!!!!! I HAVE NEVER . SEEN. CHUUYA LIKE THAT!!
I DON’T WANT TO!!!!
I KNOW PERSONAL SPACE!!!! ESPECIALLY THIS KIND!!!!!
PLEASE!!!!!!!!! I’M GONNA TWEAK!!!!
Anonymous asked:
No no, hehehehhe- you misunderstand.
I'm taking them for myself, I'm hungry. .)
GIMMEGIMMEGIMME HEHEHEHEHHEHE
-💓
[POST]
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BACK UP FROM ME AND MY LEMON TWIZZLERS THEY’RE MINE. MINE I SAY!!!!!
Anonymous asked:
TWIZZLERS?? HEHEHHEHEHEHE STEP ASIDE I'M HUNGRY
-💓
[POST]
YOU GET ME !!! LEMON TWIZZLERS ARE SO GOOD!!!
Anonymous asked:
I am confused and scared- what's going on
-🍋🍬
[POST]
i will be your knight in shining armor oomf. don’t get kidnapped.
chuuyamylovewhygay asked:
Dazai...ahem... Emily wanted to meet you...so be nice..and no suicide shit
*Airi says as she opens his office door*
bandagesquandering answered:
[IRL-ISH]
but suicide shit is my BRAND. whatever…
who is emily…? is this the kid you wanted me to babysit?
“……….hello.”
[IRL-ISH]
hey.
...
h.how's it going.
AIRI WHAT DO I DO I CAN'T GO THIS LONG WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT SUICIDE.
“……are you alright?” The child looked mildly concerned.
[IRL-ISH]
i'm suffering from withdrawals i need a drink...
anyway. i'm not sure what we're supposed to be talking about. are you looking to join the port mafia...? or did you just want to meet the coolest guy alive.
“……first of all, I’m eight years old. Why would I join the mafia???? Second, Miss Airi mentioned you and you sounded slightly more interesting than the other ones.”
[IRL-ISH]
SLIIGHTLY IS INSULTING. i'm far superior to those LOSERS!!!
and. you never know... i joined around when i was 14... that's pretty young too..?
“………………I miss the other guy. He was more fun than you.”
[IRL-ISH]
.................................
............
then why are you still in my office.........
”Cause he’s not here and apparently I need to socialize with other people.”
[IRL-ISH]
you could always find someone else to socialize with…? only a select few get to stick around and insult me i’m afraid….
chuuyamylovewhygay asked:
Dazai...ahem... Emily wanted to meet you...so be nice..and no suicide shit
*Airi says as she opens his office door*
bandagesquandering answered:
[IRL-ISH]
but suicide shit is my BRAND. whatever…
who is emily…? is this the kid you wanted me to babysit?
“……….hello.”
[IRL-ISH]
hey.
...
h.how's it going.
AIRI WHAT DO I DO I CAN'T GO THIS LONG WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT SUICIDE.
“……are you alright?” The child looked mildly concerned.
[IRL-ISH]
i'm suffering from withdrawals i need a drink...
anyway. i'm not sure what we're supposed to be talking about. are you looking to join the port mafia...? or did you just want to meet the coolest guy alive.
“……first of all, I’m eight years old. Why would I join the mafia???? Second, Miss Airi mentioned you and you sounded slightly more interesting than the other ones.”
[IRL-ISH]
SLIIGHTLY IS INSULTING. i'm far superior to those LOSERS!!!
and. you never know... i joined around when i was 14... that's pretty young too..?
“………………I miss the other guy. He was more fun than you.”
[IRL-ISH]
……………………………
…………
then why are you still in my office………
Anonymous asked:
You're not just lemon twizzlers to me 🍋🍬anon:)
Move aside Dazai I'm kidnapping them.
[POST]
NO YOU ARE NOT BACK UP FROM MY LEMON TWIZZLERS. I WILL BITE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
chuuyamylovewhygay asked:
Dazai...ahem... Emily wanted to meet you...so be nice..and no suicide shit
*Airi says as she opens his office door*
bandagesquandering answered:
[IRL-ISH]
but suicide shit is my BRAND. whatever…
who is emily…? is this the kid you wanted me to babysit?
“……….hello.”
[IRL-ISH]
hey.
...
h.how's it going.
AIRI WHAT DO I DO I CAN'T GO THIS LONG WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT SUICIDE.
“……are you alright?” The child looked mildly concerned.
[IRL-ISH]
i'm suffering from withdrawals i need a drink...
anyway. i'm not sure what we're supposed to be talking about. are you looking to join the port mafia...? or did you just want to meet the coolest guy alive.
“……first of all, I’m eight years old. Why would I join the mafia???? Second, Miss Airi mentioned you and you sounded slightly more interesting than the other ones.”
[IRL-ISH]
SLIIGHTLY IS INSULTING. i’m far superior to those LOSERS!!!
and. you never know… i joined around when i was 14… that’s pretty young too..?
