OOOOOO YOU WANNA LISTEN TO SPG SO BAD OOOOOOOOO

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icechippies
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i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

basilpaste

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

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[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]

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hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

tomboyjessie13

Amen to that.

upswings
upswings

Comic panels: Harley embraces Ivy, as she asks her to come home.ALT
Continuation of the above: Harley looks back, smiling.ALT

Harley: But once you're done doing it ... come back to me. Come home.
Ivy: A bird may love a fish, but where would they live?
Harley: Silly. The answer to your question is penguins.
Harley: And penguins live in Gotham.

-- Poison Ivy #9

Look. Look. I need you to understand that at the time this issue was published, the Penguin had faked his death and moved to Metropolis.

thesulkycroissant
stephexmachina

anyway. by the time superboy 1994 opens his life is crazy. this superpowered teenager has been alive for like a month n not one person has thought to ask "hey who's taking care of him." the closest thing he has to a guardian is a chaperone assigned to him by the very organisation that unethically cloned him. superman gave his implicit approval for this arrangement. his "best friend" is a grown woman who should NOT be talking to him like that, and now he's in hawaii—presumably illegally bc he doesn't have a name, let alone any ID—and im not sure he even has any regular civilian clothes. also his only hobby rn is showboating for tourists and putting his life on the line and occasionally wishing he was dead. but like it's fine it's cool his life is awesome. why are you crying

baby boy you are so junior beauty queen coded rip kon el you would have fucking hated toddlers and tiaras