My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
I think everyone should be doing this btw. Maybe, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," could be our, "Always."
I tried to quote this post to my housemate the other day but botched it so said "nice cock, kill yourself" and now it's turned into a call and response so instead of saying goodbye one of us says nice cock and the other tells you to kill yourself
idk what to do for april fools on here cuz i don’t wanna change my icon and i don’t wanna hit post limit via spam
some ideas for u:
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“awww, Bruce is such a dad” right, but he’s not your typical “snores on the couch” kind of dad. he’s the “will pinch off/plug your bleeding artery with his bare fingers and then yell at you for almost dying” kind of dad. who also happens to snore on the couch, if that makes sense.
its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little
I love the implication that Bruce Wayne billions are equivalent to 1 mom. If that makes sense like the reason our universe BW can do what he does is bcs he has all that money and the reason why absolute BW can do what he does is bcs he has 1 mom
The hardest part of being a robotfucker is having underage mutuals and people you follow who also like machines reblogging cool machine pictures and holding back from hornyposting in the tags when you reblog it from them
