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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
belinsky
belinsky

Dragon Age Origins: Turns out you're basically an accessory to Morrigan's agenda.

Dragon Age 2: Turns out you're basically an accessory to Anders' agenda.

Dragon Age Inquisition: Turns out you're basically an accessory to Solas' agenda.

Me, Playing Dragon Age 4, probably: *squints like a suspicious templar at all of the mage party members* alright which one of you assholes is it

dragon age da4 ALL IVE THOUGHT ABOUT WHICH ONE OF YOU IS IT!!!
holocline
halles-comet

My favorite part of Challengers was the referee at this local tournament in New Rochelle who is just trying to call a game of tennis while a fifteen-year throuple situationship implodes in front of him. Like you know after the movie ended he went to Chili’s down the street and had five glasses of wine while he attempted to unpack what the hell just happened

challengers THIS MAN HAD SUCH A DAY.
sashayed
sashayed

Incomplete List of Moments from the TV Show "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" for which Andre Braugher Should Have Won Every Available Award

Series of tweets from @_sashayed reading as follows: #b99 s2e2. "youu embarrassed yourSELF in front of derek jeter." #b99 s2e3. the first utterance of the word "gigglepig." #b99 s2e4. "a mysterious partier stole your badge on….HALLOWEEEN" #b99 s2e5. iconic. showstopping. 100 emmys. the full monologue. "wuntch....circling me. like, a shark...frenzied by chum."ALT
Tweet reading "#b99 s2e6"ALT
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tweets reading: #b99 s1e12. "My husband’s dog, Cheddar, had relations with a neighbor dog, Karate, and produced these two smaller dogs." #b99 s1e19. "Numbers two and four, switch places." (beat.) (then, softly:) "cupcake match." #b99 s3e02. "This is what I have so far: pAin." #b99 s2e20. (rosa: i think i might be pregnant.) "oh. ohhh. ohhhhhh, n-- no."ALT
Series of tweets reading: #b99 s2e12. "i said it...............aND I MEANT IT!!!!!!!" #b99 s2e1 pronunciation of the phrase "antique globes." #b99 s3e08 [silently, contemptuously flicking a decoy duck off a bridge.] #b99 s4e08. the heavyweight. the absolute monster. i almost don't want to include it; it's almost too obvious. these 30 seconds are worth more to this earth than a hundred thousand emmys, but he should still have won them.ALT
Tweets reading: #b99 s5e03. "I decide when squatting is necessary. That was my decision." #b99 s5e02. "and to help me pass as straight.....kevin's rose-shearing hat." also, every single line delivered as joe woezniak while wearing kevin's rose-shearing hat. #b99 s5e05. "You're a virgin. That's an order." #b99 s1e13. "I think I am....getting a text message. 'Bloop!' There it is." #b99 s2e22. "From now on, call me......VELVET. THUNDER." #b99 s4e03. "Boost my bottom. BOOST MY BOTTOM!!!!!"ALT
tweets reading: #b99 s4e06. there aren't enough Emmys in all of spacetime [Three stills of Captain Holt furiously, deliberately puncturing a balloon arch while maintaining eye contact]ALT
Tweets reading: #b99 s4e06 cont'd. "vINDICATION" #b99 s3e12. "I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired. So I am going to take a nap. But when I wake up, ohhhh, you are in for it." (4 hours later) [Still of Captain Holt leaning directly over Andy Samberg/Jake Peralta's sleeping face, hissing "How dare you?"ALT

Went back to my inactive xwitter to find this incomplete and out of order thread of moments for which Andre Braugher should have won an Emmy. Gem after gem after gem. God dammit he was so good dude this sucks!!

b99 two smaller dogs antique globes yoiu embarassed YOURSELF in front of derek jeter fifty emmies each

i respect that the c3 characters are the heroes of their campaign and that even though vm and m9 are level 20 it would be doylistically messy to bring them on the ruidus journey

but you are simply never convincing me that grog would not have wanted to go kill the fucking moon. you’re just not

critical role grog strongjaw like... we're all just pretending that grog stopped existing because it makes NO sense that grog would not come on the kill the moon adventure