carlyraejepsans:

tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass

ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

iamnmbr3:

tockthewatchdog:

i really think this tweet is onto something

#exact same opinion but in my experience plenty of the children are over the age of 24 as well

ivipl1:

a sort of elaboration on today’s earlier “redesign”. might use these for some sort of au.

:

This was funnier in my head

ivipl1:

are you real?

lostinthelegs:

lostinthelegs:

She felt safe beneath her husband’s sizeable breast

it’s husband titty time once more

analog-television:

analog-television:

analog-television:

wyrms-in-formaldehyde:

analog-television:

this shit’s so easy idk why y'all get so worried

is this you

they’ll never get me

wait … fuck

i think that the funniest part of this post is that despite your efforts it hasn’t even reached 1000 notes. you can call hubris all you’d like but 400 notes is a far cry from 10k.

pitbolshevik:

pizzamafiaart:

Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

strawbebe-dk:

Go my bizzycookies…be free

capochincel:

okay

artuurle:

beebeedibapbeediboop:

Nothing…

molabuddy:

little image blast gogogo

halacska-fins:

He sure is direct, alright….

8trackaxolotl:

Kaimakiiiiii