friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good
i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful
@holyknuckled like that?
i like to think that my permanent eye bags and general worn-down look give me a certain cuteness
not being able to borrow an ebook because someone else has it on loan is stupid as hell. like babe this is Document. these are pixels.
helly storming into milchick’s office just to call him a loser wannabe freak and when he tells her she’s being insubordinate she’s like Yea that’s the point…… six minutes later he’s doing exactly the same thing to drummond…….. her impact
obsessed with the way helly r just, like, stomps around that office. that episode was huge for helly r's walk enjoyers. she walks like when a pet thinks they really have somewhere to be. helly r's signature severed floor hallways stomp, I've missed you soooo much.