A place where I yell my thoughts into the void, and hope someone will hear me.

 

Anonymous asked

This blog has taught me that "cow" is not actually a creature but an archetype

bovineblogger:

you get it.

bovines are everything. there are so many different ones and theyre all lvoely. yaks. buffalo. anoa. tamaraw. dzo. bison. theres a bovine for everybuddy.

So much like with fish, there’s no such thing as a cow?

bentarb asked

Imagine you wake up one day as a Minotaur or similar anthro cow being. You remain yourself in mind and soul, can still speak human lanquages, and have hands with fully functioning digits. What's the first thing you do?

bovineblogger:

go YESSSS!!!!! YEEEESSSSSS!!! and then dig a hole with my head and then go OOOOOOOOO

I just had a world building idea that is both amazing and terrifying.

Take the African Elephant, and make it a predator.

the-haiku-bot:

noodles-07:

theproblematicblogger:

bogleech:

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fake horse adventures

one horse here is really hogging the brain cell

REVEAL YOURSELF

the way the person in the back fake kicked at the gray horse took me OUT

the way the person

in the back fake kicked at the

gray horse took me OUT

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Anonymous asked

have you done a review yet of inyambo cow my friend inyambo cow ?

bovineblogger:

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i have so many words for inyambo cow but none of them feel big enough. much like their horns. i love love love love love you inyambo cow

PERSONAL RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 5/5

What do they do with horns that big? How do they get so big?

strawberryamanita:

Observation #1: The prefix “a-” means “none”, such as in “asexual”, “apolitical” and “Atheism”.

Observation #2: The word “unicorn” is a combination of “uni”, meaning “one”, and “cornus”, meaning “horn”.

Conclusion:


A horse.ALT

This is an acorn.

sunspotpony:

cookietastic:

jackson-imbecille:

jackson-imbecille:

For scientific study reasons how many bats have you removed from your house. Like the animal, not the wooden thing

One

Two

Three

Four

Five

Six or more

At least one every year

I never counted. I’m not really much of a math guy

Sat on the couch and screamed while someone else removed the bat

None (I will be surprised if anyone chooses this option)

See Results

Do reblog if you answer, I need a large test group. 

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How the hell are y’all NOT getting bats?!?? I mean, I live in a medium sized city, not in the woods or anything and these are just the ones I have pictures of, like damn. How tf? I get like, 2-3 bats a year and that’s just the adults.

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Op lives in Gotham

Never a bat, but the other day a bird burst through my ceiling and flew around my room while I was working.

It was very distressing– for both me and the bird.