A place where I yell my thoughts into the void, and hope someone will hear me.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
This blog has taught me that "cow" is not actually a creature but an archetype
you get it.
bovines are everything. there are so many different ones and theyre all lvoely. yaks. buffalo. anoa. tamaraw. dzo. bison. theres a bovine for everybuddy.
So much like with fish, there’s no such thing as a cow?
Imagine you wake up one day as a Minotaur or similar anthro cow being. You remain yourself in mind and soul, can still speak human lanquages, and have hands with fully functioning digits. What's the first thing you do?
go YESSSS!!!!! YEEEESSSSSS!!! and then dig a hole with my head and then go OOOOOOOOO
I just had a world building idea that is both amazing and terrifying.
Take the African Elephant, and make it a predator.
fake horse adventures
one horse here is really hogging the brain cell
REVEAL YOURSELF
the way the person in the back fake kicked at the gray horse took me OUT
the way the person
in the back fake kicked at the
gray horse took me OUT
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
have you done a review yet of inyambo cow my friend inyambo cow ?
i have so many words for inyambo cow but none of them feel big enough. much like their horns. i love love love love love you inyambo cow
PERSONAL RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 5/5
What do they do with horns that big? How do they get so big?
Observation #1: The prefix “a-” means “none”, such as in “asexual”, “apolitical” and “Atheism”.
Observation #2: The word “unicorn” is a combination of “uni”, meaning “one”, and “cornus”, meaning “horn”.
Conclusion:
This is an acorn.
For scientific study reasons how many bats have you removed from your house. Like the animal, not the wooden thing
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six or more
At least one every year
I never counted. I’m not really much of a math guy
Sat on the couch and screamed while someone else removed the bat
None (I will be surprised if anyone chooses this option)
See ResultsDo reblog if you answer, I need a large test group. 
How the hell are y’all NOT getting bats?!?? I mean, I live in a medium sized city, not in the woods or anything and these are just the ones I have pictures of, like damn. How tf? I get like, 2-3 bats a year and that’s just the adults.
Op lives in Gotham
Never a bat, but the other day a bird burst through my ceiling and flew around my room while I was working.
It was very distressing– for both me and the bird.