Don’t get attached to unpopular ships because you will run out of fic and die
Alternatively: create the content and become adored by like 3 people forever
Alternatively: create your own unpopular ship and drag your friends kicking and screaming into it
Alternatively: create your own unpopular ship and drag complete strangers into it who then become beloved friends
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#rbI don't like cuboid head pippins because realistically THAT WOULDN'T EVEN WORK, because either Pippins are eternally doomed to look downwards, or they have inexplicably floating faces. OR their faces is actually just a rhomboid, and not a cube
I'm trying to demonstrate why this doesn't work but hold on let me just open up 3d paint and...
YOUY'RE JUST GONNA LET THIS HAPPEN??????????????????????????????????????????
I feel this is pretty solid evidence they’re just loser bfb shaped
she’s so small she can’t smell anything bc smell molecules are too big to fit into her nose. she can’t see bc light is too big to get into her eye. she can’t hear sound is too big for her little tiny ears. when she was born her mom didn’t even notice. she went to an ant carnival and she was not tall enough to ride any rides. and yet she is so brave. being held like a fresh honeycrisp apple
For 4/13 I've homestucked them
Honestly half of it is based on vibes and speculation, but basically:
Victim - seer of hope - gains knowledge through hope, uses said knowledge to aid others. Hope, I feel, describes Vic pretty well. “Driven first and foremost by convictions” “They put great value on creativity and the ability to dream up a better future” (Rocketcorp arc) “They aren’t adverse to a little destruction, especially if they think they can replace it with something more just” honestly these all just speak for themselves. Very Victimcore
Mitsi - sylph of heart - heals souls and people’s sense of self. Mitsi played such a big part in Victim’s healing journey and helped him discover parts about his identity and wield them to his advantage. Literally healed his soul.
Agent - knight of life - protects life, uses life to protect others, wields life. Agent is obviously a very caring person, he cares deeply about Victim and Mitsi and he does anything he can to protect them. So the title of Knight of Life is fitting for him. He’s not afraid to use other’s or even his own life in battle to protect the ones he cares about.
