every rejection, every disappointment

Here’s a christmas gift I made for my partner cause eeaao is their favourite movie

when florence and the machine said "I find that happiness is an extremely uneventful subject" and when romeo x juliet said "a simple life with you would be paradise" and johnathan coulton said "it's okay, I like you in glasses" and everything everywhere all at once said "in another life I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you"

(edit: I made a longer thing with more examples here)

they hate me for my slut waist and recurring self harming behavior

some of my favorite mutuals post entirely about things that i do not understand or care about and our dms are barren like a desert. and yet the warmth of that big hot sun remains between us

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

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Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

Sun streaked forest, Sweden.