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@mizumelona this shit right here 👏👏👏

whenever i get sad about the fact that i’m now older than all the high school and college aged anime characters, i think about how i’m now slowly crossing into hot sensei territory and i feel much better

this is the biggest mood gimme dat ukai booty

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Osamu x g/n!baker!reader
Alcohol consumption, mild swearing
im not as happy with this final product as I wanted to be, but i was tired of looking at it in my drafts lmao have an okayish osamu fluff piece.


“You… you look familiar.” You didn’t want to tack on the ’-ly irritating’ out loud to the stranger you had come across at the bus stop. At least not yet. He seemed unamused at your comment, though not surprised.

“My twin brother plays professional volleyball. If he stood ya up, yer gonna hafta take that up with him.” Mystery man’s voice was flat and monotonous. He seemed bored. You waved your hand in front of your face, as if to physically shoo the words that came out of his mouth.

“Nah, nah, who the fuck watches volleyball anyway…” You leaned back and held your chin between your thumb and pointer finger. Brows furrowed, you knew you could just almost place it, if only you had a si– “Onigiri… Miya?”

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WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE HAIKYUU CHARACTER SAYS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR MENTAL STABILITY

cw: mental illness i guess.

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𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃 𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙴𝚂

“I have more than three favourite characters!” — okay, I get it, you have no set aesthetic and are unable to make any decisions in your real life. stop lying to yourself and choose.

“You’re not right though?” — yes I am, perceive yourself better. open your eyes. consult your charts.

“My favourite character isn’t here!!” — then you have self projection issues and that’s not on me, that’s on you! just say you over romanticize people in your head and then feel let down when they’re not exactly how you imagined them to be and go.

“this was kinda rude.” — then my job is done.

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This is a joke. Read at your own risk….

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sfdndfsjsjf originally this was just to practice drawing mens, and then it turned into atsumu stripping oops

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Tagged by: @bean-reblogs

coffee shop or flower shop • alternate universe or fix-it • enemies to lovers or childhood friends • angst or fluff • love at first sight or pining • modern au or historical au • soulmates or unrequited • fake dating or secret dating • breakup and makeup or proposals and weddings • get together or established relationship • oblivious pining or domestic fluff hurt/comfort or crack • meet the parent or meet cute

Tagging: @akaashi-bby @kei7ime @tender-rosiey

tagged by: @mindfulvenus

coffee shop or flower shopalternate universe or fix-it • enemies to lovers or childhood friends • angst or fluff • love at first sight or piningmodern au or historical au • soulmates or unrequited • fake dating or secret datingbreakup and makeup or proposals and weddings • get together or established relationshipoblivious pining or domestic fluff • hurt/comfort or crack • meet the parent or meet cute

tagging: @koutarousangel @u-make-my-heart-tsumtsum @smolmo ☺️

coffee shop or flower shop • alternate universe or fix-it • enemies to lovers or childhood friends • angst or fluff • love at first sight or piningmodern au or historical au • soulmates or unrequited • fake dating or secret datingbreakup and makeup or proposals and weddings • get together or established relationshipoblivious pining or domestic fluff • hurt/comfort or crack • meet the parent or meet cute

tagging: @hikariakaashi @sugabeaniee @hvnlydmn ( if y’all wanna do it ☺️ )

Tagged by: @koutarousangel

coffee shop or flower shop • alternate universe or fix-it • enemies to lovers or childhood friends • angst or fluff • love at first sight or piningmodern au or historical au • soulmates or unrequited • fake dating or secret dating • breakup and makeup or proposals and weddings • get together or established relationship • oblivious pining or domestic fluffhurt/comfort or crack • meet the parent or meet cute

Ahh some of these were hard 😞

Tagging: @himbokutoes @froggiewaffles @babie-sunarin @hajiswife @bigchaosenergy

Tagged by @sugabeaniee (u can’t get rid of me now, im kidnapping ur affection 😚)

coffee shop or flower shop • alternate universe or fix-itenemies to lovers or childhood friends • angst or fluff • love at first sight or piningmodern au or historical au • soulmates or unrequited • fake dating or secret dating • breakup and makeup or proposals and weddings • get together or established relationship • oblivious pining or domestic fluff • hurt/comfort or crack • meet the parent or meet cute

Tagging: @keisluna @mizumelona @chaoswrites if you’re up for it! also take this as an official request to be a part of ur harem kthx

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IM SO EXCITED THX