i remade my new url is fidlarla
i remade my new url is fidlarla
i remade my new url is fidlarla
i remade my new url is fidlarla
I love when people shut the fuck up
teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people
me:
who gave bugs the right
oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked
spoilers dont exist u just slow
Every porno on earth.
guy: you like this dick?
girl: yeah
guy: yeahhh?
girl: yeahhh
guy: yeahhhhhhh?
girl: yeahhhhhhh
guy: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
girl: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i wanna hav s*x
sax? ha ha right on
hit it bill
Bae: babe come over
Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven
Bae: my parents aren't home
Me: I literally just put them in the oven
My mom came in my room today asked me why I got so many tissues in the trash I straight told her I been jerkin more than usual lately.. Wasn’t bouta tell her i was cryin my eyes out sniveling n shit at 5 am bc the lil girl in my anime missed her big sis wedding bc she in a coma
the entire USA right now
“Be young. Be dope. Be Proud.
— The Declaration of Independence (1776)
