Happy Spring Equinox, visitors and patrons! Kicking off this year, we’ve decided on the Carnival of Venice for the spring seasonal event theme! The Carnival of Venice, also called Carnevale di Venezia in Italian, is an annual festival held in Venice, Italy. It is famous throughout the world for its elaborate costumes and masks. The Carnival ends on Shrove Tuesday (Martedi Grasso or Mardi Gras), which is the day before the start of Lent on Ash Wednesday. The Carnival traces its origins to the Middle Ages. It has existed for several centuries until it was abolished in 1797 after the fall of the Republic of Venice. Carnival was reestablished by the Italian government in 1979 and now attracts nearly 3 million visitors annually.
exo x f!reader ; the exos n their fave ways to obliterate that coochie 🥰 ⟢ requested by this lovely anonie<3 ty babie!
content: 18+/mdni 3.5k+ words. established relationships. talking u thru it. bulge kink. rough. possessive. marking. overstimulation. explicit language. breeding kink. p in v. creampie. raw juseyooooo <3
SUMMARY | You’re being stalked and getting creepy and filthy messages from someone named Unknown. Little did you know that person might be closer than you think.
PAIRINGS | Yunho x Reader
RATING | Mature, NSFW, EXPLICIT, MDNI, 18+, Any Minors and Ageless Blogs will be blocked
GENRE | smut, thriller, random fluff/comedy
CONTENT/WARNINGS | stalking, creepy and filthy test messages, profanity, mentions of drinking, lots of sexual acts/thoughts, voyeurism, unprotected sex (wrap it up ya’ll!), public sex, dirty talk, fingering, oral sex, vaginal penetration, creampie, multiple orgasms
AUTHOR’S NOTE | Big, big, thank yous to @unholywriters, @kwanisms, and @lovetaroandtaemin for beta-reading this. I couldn’t have edited this without your help! Big shoutout to @pars-ley for the beautiful banner! I appreciate you all so much! This is different from what I usually write (I know, I said that about a lot of other fics) but thriller is not my forte but I decided to delve into it. I hope you all like it and see you in part 2! 💚
Feedback: The workplace relationships and dynamics are well-written, especially the natural progression of y/n’s and Yunho’s relationship The story effectively builds tension through the mysterious texts at the end. I LOVE THE GROUP CHATS! and the tension and depth are crazy while reading this loved it so much!!
Hello Love <3 don’t melt too much reading it mkay?
Pairing: Yunho x gender ambiguous reader Genre: fluff, boyfriend!Yunho, idol!Yunho Rating: G/PG, E for Everyone, whatever you want to call it Word Count: 591 Contains: an absolutely gut-wrenching amount of fluff, a proposal, and a kiss, that’s about it
( another collection of smutty dialogue for you heathens (affectionate). please do not interact if you are under eighteen. feel free to edit and change how you seem fit. )
❛ i know my worth. and if you want me, you’ll do as i say. ❜
❛ you don’t want me here? then why does your body say otherwise? ❜
❛ oh? does that turn you on? ❜
❛ you look good on your knees like this. ❜
❛ i’m not jealous. you’re just mine. ❜
❛ i need you. please. i’ll be quick. ❜
❛ you used to hate me, and now you can’t take your eyes off me. ❜
❛ you want me quiet? make me. ❜
❛ i know you have one more for me. come on, i’m not done yet. ❜
❛ fuck, that was so hot. ❜
❛ such a good boy/girl. making me feel this good. ❜
❛ go on. fuck yourself on my cock. ❜
❛ you have no idea how long i’ve thought about having you like this. ❜
❛ keep the noise down, baby. you’re too loud. ❜
❛ you taste so fucking good. ❜
❛ they can’t fuck you like i can. ❜
❛ fuck, i’ve missed you. ❜
❛ keep going. just like that. ❜
❛ they don’t get to have you like this, but i do. ❜
❛ pretty good, huh? i told you i’d make you feel good. ❜
❛ you’re mine. and don’t you forget it. ❜
❛ i’m not gonna last long if you tighten up like that, sweetheart. ❜
❛ what, got nothing to say? no matter, i’ll have you screaming in no time. ❜
❛ just a little more. you can take a little more, can’t you? ❜
❛ getting close? don’t worry, i’ll take care of you. ❜
❛ what would they think if they could see you now, huh? ❜
❛ maybe i should put my dick in your mouth so you’ll shut up. ❜
❛ maybe if i sit on your face, that’ll shut you up. ❜
❛ look at how well you take me. even though it’s been so long. ❜
❛ it’s apparent in your eyes — you desire me. ❜
❛ don’t stop. please, don’t stop. ❜
❛ fucking doesn’t involve this much talking normally. ❜
❛ you want this, don’t you? want me all over you? inside you? ❜
❛ don’t forget who you belong to. ❜
❛ if you want something, then you ask for it. ❜
❛ when was the last time someone fucked you? ❜
❛ i’ll make us feel good. you’ll love this. ❜
❛ how was that? satisfying enough for you? ❜
❛ oh no, i’m not finished with you yet. ❜
❛ what, afraid i might break you? ❜
❛ what, afraid you’ll break me? ❜
❛ stop teasing and just put it in already. ❜
❛ fuck me harder. don’t you want to make me feel good? ❜
❛ that’s it, babygirl. ❜
❛ you want me to sit on your face? ❜
❛ i want this. let me have you like this. ❜
❛ now that you’ve given me what i want, i can give you what you need. ❜
❛ don’t just stand there, you tease. come here and let me taste. ❜
❛ i want you like you used to have me. like we had nothing else to live for. ❜
❛ how do you want me — spread out on the bed or up against the wall? take your pick. i don’t mind. ❜
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→ Summary: Frustrated after another disastrous date and an uncomfortably long dry spell, you drunkenly confide in your best friend about your dick dilemma, or lack thereof. You need a little help getting off, and to your surprise (and maybe a little amusement) he’s more than willing to step up, turning a simple ‘friendly favor’ into something that just might change everything.
↠ seungcheol x f.reader | 3.1k words | 18+ ↠ genre: smut, friends to lovers
→ Warnings:alcohol consumption, consensual drunk sex, unprotected sex, dirty talk, light degradation (if you squint), teasing, messy sex, fingering, praise, edging, begging, brief orgasm denial, orgasm control, sloppy blowjob, face fucking, cock choking / gagging, deep throating, pussy stretching, breast & nipple play, biting, light hair pulling, face riding, oral (male & female receiving), overstimulation, multiple orgasms, creampie, cum play, cheol thinks y/n is perfect (duh he’s simping after you ofc)
→ Author Note: a big thanks to ally @lovetaroandtaemin for making this banner for me and also for beta reading. i appreciate you sm!!!! this is just a short idea bc i’ve been having a lot of Thoughts™ about cheol lately so ur welcome lol if you prefer to read on ao3, it’s been crossposted here! (divider credit)
SUMMARY | Mingi comes home early from a trip to find his best friend’s older sister, you, roaming the apartment in a large shirt and panties. And god, does he want you.
PAIRINGS | Mingi x Reader
RATING | Mature, NSFW, EXPLICIT, MDNI, 18+, Any Minors and Ageless Blogs will be blocked
GENRE | smut, roommate!Mingi, brother’s best friend trope, older woman/younger man trope, non-idol au
CONTENT/WARNINGS | profanity/strong language, filthy dirty thoughts, unprotected sex (wrap it up ya’ll!), female masturbation, fingering, oral sex (male/female receiving/giving), dirty talk, praise kink, pet names, vaginal penetration, kitchen sex, creampie, squirting
AUTHOR’S NOTE | Hi. Hello. This was supposed to be 2-3K words but it ended up longer. It’s literally just smut lolol. And those Mingi pics for CK? geezes. Hope you all love and enjoy this. Love you ❤️
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