resplendent-chungus:

doubleca5t:

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

“Legacy points added/deducted” has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

activatethis:

hbo rome doodle

archive-of-sin:

It’s called getting horny because I see horns and go eeeeeeeeeeee

capacity2:

Many of you belong here I’ve discovered

puertohurraco:

dyke1:

tfemthanatos:

this art moved mountains like

treffyfrinn:

Frodo Baggins Anemia Moodboard

revretch:

Furiously scribbling on my clay tablet about how EA-Nasir sold me inferior games full of lootboxes

pixelpengu:

S̷̛̪͉͇͈̃̐͠k̶͚̰̖͎̞̊͛́ữ̴̺͔̩̦̤̖̺̦̳̝̾͆͒̅̾̃̀ĺ̶̪̭̰̱̰̙̟͉̭͗̍͗̾̂͐̉l̶̯͝ ̷̛̰̼̮̣͕́͑͆̀̓̚͝͠͝S̵̨̧̢̨̭͚̰̝͚̺̦̮͇̯̥̪͈̜̻̗͍̓̅̍̇͆͗̈̈́͐̀̉͛͂͠k̶̟̉͝e̵̡̖͔͇̫̦̦̥̮̥͚͍̪̬̪̊̍̽̃͒̅̀̇͌̿̑̆͐͌̐͂͘̕͝͠͝ţ̵̛̛̭̤̼̼͖̥̦̯̳̼̜̔͑̔̔̽̈́̿̉͂̇̔̄̀̂̊̇̀̇͒̌̇̽͋̓͆͂͐̏̊̊͊́́̃̈̎̑̚͘̕͝c̸̢̡̢̻͖̙͕̦͈̰̲͔̟̪̞̙̯̭̹̒́̓̈́̌̕͜h̵̛̯̬̮͙͔̫̣̜̮̰̱̽̎̉͑͒̎͘

senatortedcruz:

senatortedcruz:

The girls who tweet shit like “I’m toooooo pretty to work omg” are getting sent to the assembly lines first

Honestly lmao you ask these people to describe what they want to do all day and they’re like Go to Starbucks get my nails done take Pilates and raise my 5 children and it’s like ok well someone’s gotta make the coffee do your nails teach the children in school and teach your little classes, so are you just more important than them??? You are LAZY!!

pokkin:

im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go “tee hee hee”. whats happening

georgebbwbush:

throathole:

We need to make puffy fat cheeks the new it girl beauty trend and give all those celebrities who sucked out their buccal fat body dysmorphia

this is what all those jd vance edits are trying to do

halles-comet:

i know i say this a lot but dan egan really is my professional guidepost

druckkugelschreiber:

This is my comfort character but if I think about them for too long I take incredible amounts of psychic damage

beadyeyes:

“Everyone will be hearing from me tonight” + picture of a glass of water