i am crying i can't breathd
what horror trope would you fall for
wouldn't having a clone be so cool tho…
ai is so useful! i love robots! surely they will never turn on me
hmmm. well i think the house is cheap enough to excuse the brutal murders
oh i got bit by a zombie. it’s probably fine. i think i’ll just ignore it
i’m lost and this super hot freak is inviting me into their castle
i’m gonna summon a demon with my besties it’s gonna be so fun
hey guys we’ll cover way more ground if we split up
the cursed amulet
YOU FORGOT ONE (tell me in notes!)
you’re not alone, someone else is reading this post at the same time as you
never stop the grind 😤💪
having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this
If you don't really care about kids you can get basically infinite deals with witches
dont they usually ask for the firstborn? you can really only have one of those so its gonna be a diminishing return
Just go to a second witch
What are they gonna do. Are they gonna get mad at me. Are they gonna capture me and tie me up. Are they gonna force me into servitude. Are they gonna step on me and
found a dude who does VR cruisin and boozin and im IN LOVE
Finally: ethical drunk driving