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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
hastill
prokopetz

The flip side of “cleanse diets don’t do anything” is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an allergy specialist, because there’s nearly a 100% chance that means you have an undiagnosed allergy to some component of your customary diet.

onemillionwordsofcrap

This is an excellent point and I’d imagine there’s a lot of quack diets that continue circulating and getting press based on this exact principle.

prokopetz

Absolutely – a great many diets of the “stop eating everything except these three foods” variety are 100% trading on the fact that they’re practically guaranteed to generate some positive testimonials by virtue of coincidentally cutting somebody’s undiagnosed food allergy out of their diet.

imflyingfish
royalarchivist

Quackity: There's something that I've seen on Twitter–

Technoblade: Oh god, Twitter... 😑

Quackity: And I'm gonna– and I'm gonna pull it up on– No no no, it's nothing bad! I'm gonna pull it on my screen–

Technoblade: Oh, there's nothing good on Twitter...

Quackity: It's your bio, it's your bio. And I've always overthought this, I always overthink this, right? And it says "The second thing- the second worst thing to ever happen to these orphans." What does that mean, Technoblade?

Technoblade: It means that... I was the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

Quackity: And what– [Laughs] What's the first worst thing to- to happen to those orph- orphans?

[Techno stares at him in silence]

Technoblade: Quackity, they– They weren't always orphans.

Quackity: [Smile falls as he realizes what that means] 😀 → 😦

Technoblade @Tecnothepig  the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphansALT
preciousmetaltimeofnight
prokopetz

Whenever someone complains about the $80 USD sticker price on new games, some folks like to bring up the fact that many Super Nintendo cartridges were retailing for the same price way back in the 90s.

The subtext of these observations is usually that AAA game prices have been effectively static for thirty years, so really, once you take inflation into account, AAA games are cheaper than ever.

A more pointed observation would be that, in spite of those thirty years of inflation, that $80 price tag has managed to become less affordable to the average gamer in 2025 than it was in 1995, which is an indictment that reaches much further than the AAA gaming industry.

conarcoin

It also says nothing, of course, about charging 70 dollars for a game that came out eight years ago.

digoload
queer-here-and-in-fear

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

  • "how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
  • "_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
  • "woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
  • "and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
  • "and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
  • ".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
queer-here-and-in-fear

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

queer-here-and-in-fear

anyway more addittions

  • “30-50 feral hogs” for someone using Very Specific Scenarios to justify holding back larger policy changes
  • “what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.
  • “anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
  • “dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
  • “color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
  • “you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
  • “is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.
  • “bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
  • “people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl