This is a PSA to Trans blogs, especially 18+ Trans blogs. Please stop tagging your posts #Transformers. I assure you, the Transformers fan community is very much alive and well, and while your posts are very nice, what you are doing is unfortunately spam and could get you reported. In the current climate of Tumblr, that’s not something I want any of you to have to deal with. So please, you keep to your tags and let the funny little robot enthusiasts keep to ours.

Listen, you can be upset that Alexander Skarsgård doesn’t match your personal headcanon for what Murderbot looks like, but I personally think a white masc person was the best choice, because that is what a megacorporation would design its robots to look like:

1. The corp would think that “white man” is the default, and therefore the best choice for a generic robot. If you want a robot of color, you probably have to pay for a premium version or something.

2. They would never design OWNED PROPERTY to look like a person of color! That would be a PR nightmare!

3. They would want their security units to appear strong and tough, and would therefore make them masculine to fit the stereotype of masculinity=strength.

Like I’m sorry, but realistically any corporation designing a security robot would want it to look as white and manly as possible!

Man, if you had asthma, or any other kind of breathing problem aggravated by smoke, you would just never be able to take the Chicago trains.

Hey so are the gods mortal forever now or are they going to become Gods again when they die? Because if they become mortal again…there isn’t going to be a divine gate holding them back when they return.

It’s crazy to think that Eve could one-shot any viltrumite if she didn’t have that psychological blocker preventing her from turning them into frogs

If a catgirl is just a normal girl with cat ears does that mean a world with roughly equal human/catperson demographics would refer to human women as Chimpgirls

They’re a 10, but I caught them using ChatGPT as if it was Google.

I am so sick and fucking tired of that fleshy cowboy hat head add

The first time Ashton Greymoore fell to their death, they shattered on the pavement below and woke up alone.

The second time Ashton Greymoore fell to their death, their family was there to catch them and put them back together.

Thank heavens for the rebroadcasts because I just can’t stay up until 6:30 am watching critical role 😭