in times like these at least i have the character

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

I don't know anything about YuGiOh but "Overworked" is the greatest card art they've ever done

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

Reblog for greater sample size.

get down there and suck me dry solider

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

the bond between a person and their seemingly useless discord emoji that they use for everything