A Whole Gremlin

writing-is-a-martial-art:

cashmere-caveman:

ALT

ALT

(via sarcastic-clapping)

ever-hope:

4waystreet:

remember when it was fun

it will be fun again

(via thetomska)

28dayslater:

she let me hit because i’m- [i remember she didn’t actually let me hit] [i remember she never really existed] [i remember the accident] oh my god the accident…

(via thetomska)

cognitohazardous:

cognitohazardous:

this feels derivative of a beany tuesday comic but i felt it was the best way to convey this phenomenon

(via tooquirkytolose)

dcvina-claires:

ALT

i am a tragedy enjoyer before i am human

(via tooquirkytolose)

motherfucker-somewhat-limited:

(via doctrpepper)

therobotmonster:

slushi-chan:

galacticism:

dandalfthe-gay:

shitswiftiessay:

jasmineiros:

also, its sister tweet:

How could you forget:

ALT

Had to add this gem

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

(via calamitycons)

kunosoura:

collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you’ve literally every seen

(via valtsv)

that-house:

that-house:

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

(via striders)

doctors-star:

doctors-star:

doctors-star:

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

me: oh thomas cromwell, we’re really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

(via strange-aeons)