Intro lets gooooooo!!!!!
Hi I’m some random person on the internet who has been given free rein over multiple Tumblr Blogs. This is my Shitposting slash main one. I will brainrot and info dump onto all of my lovely followers anything and everything I’m currently fixated on, so beware.
I go by Bowser, but close friends are allowed to call me Coco if they so choose. Pronouns are Any/All with a preference to He/Him (There’s also the sillies of Hee/Ho) and I’m a Bigender Biromantic Asexual. Also AuDHD but the doctors are cowards to diagnose it, aka I’m an all-around weirdo who will brainrot over anything basically
Fandoms you will see my talk/reblog about frequently (+ favorite instalments and characters):
- POKEMON!!!! Literally been in the fandom since first grade. Favorite Game is Pokemon Moon and Favorite character is Hau.
- Mario. Favorite Game is Wonder while Favorite Character is obviously Bowser.
- Persona. 5 Strikers is the favorite Game with Ryuji as the Favorite Character (Zenkichi is in second place)
- Live a Live. Favorite Chapter is Wild West with Sundown as my Favorite character but I generally enjoy the whole game.
- Guilty Gear. I’ve only ever played Strive but have a decent amount of knowledge of other games. Favorite Character is a fourway tie between Leo Whitefang, Slayer, Sin Kiske, and Robo-Ky
- Ranma ½. Favorite Character is Ranma.
- Epithet Erased. Prision of Plastic is my favorite so far but Ramsey is my favorite Character.
- Ace Attorney. Favorite game is Investigations with Favorite character tied between Gumshoe and Shi-Long Lang
- Sonic the Hedgehog. Can’t choose a favorite game cause like I’m not that big of a fan of the gameplay, here for the characters and story. Favorite Character is either Sonic or Knuckles.
- Hi-Fi Rush! Chai is my favorite character he’s so a boyfailure of a protagonist <3
- Precure. Smile Precure is my favorite Season but Asahina Mirai/Cure Miracle is my favorite character
- Wandersong. Favorite Character is the Bard!
- Epic the Musical. Widsom Saga is the favorite and no particular favorite characters
- Nevermore Webcomic. My favorite character is by far Montressor, he’s an absolutely FANTASTIC villian character and I ADORE him
BONUS EVEN IF I DON’T REBLOG THAT OFTEN OF IT THIS IS A MCYT FAN SAFE SPACE!!! DON’T HARRASS FANS OF IT BECAUSE OF SHITTY CONTENT CREATORS!!! (Special shout out to Hermitcraft Fans aka my entry point into fandom culture, y'all are amazing <3)
Oc posting might also happen on occasions
Other Blogs I run:
- @bowsers-art-keep This is my art blog which also holds the link to my AO3
- @stoutlandtrainer, @tinkapoppy, @unovan-gays, @wildcardpirate, @queen-prez, @black-cat-of-kalos, @pkmnyokai, @moonlightmagicalgirl, and @pelipper-mail-official are all irl blogs I run! (Plus anything that follows from @aether-foundation-pr) (Also trust me some of these exist tumblr just won’t let me ping them for some reason)
Anyways that’s it have a lovely day :)
Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace
Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.
It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.
My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end
This is really funny timing for me, waiting for a lab to start where we will be testing this exact thing.
Update: one of my friends immediately near flat lined on the heart monitor so… Might be a whale of some kind?
Christ.
IM LOSING MY MIND?? WHERE DID THE BREAD COME FROM. WHY IS IT SIDEWAYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING
The way everyone just paused before just putting more tofu on XD
im low-poly today. reblog to stylistically lower prev's polygon count
Just muttered to myself "there is something not cis afoot" about a character at 2:30am, felt my eyes glaze over, and this image slowly appeared before me in my mind
ALT
straight people are so fascinating even when they aren't actively trying to be homophobic. I had a class a few years ago where one assignment was to summarize some eighth century arabic poetry about going out for drinks with the lads before indulging in some gay sex and like half the class came in and said "I'm sorry idk what was happening in this one, they mention having sex with a servant but they also say the servant's a man? where'd the woman come from? I'm so confused." and a few days ago in a shakespeare class I made a comment about how cleopatra and octavius caesar are kind of parallel characters in possessively bartering for mark antony's attention and one of my classmates responded as though I'd been talking about octavia and not caesar, despite the fact that I said "caesar" and "him" multiple times while describing the actions he specifically took. fully incapable of comprehending of anything that's even a little bit gay.
Out of Touch
Yes
why are "your icon would" games so fucking boring tell me how you'd feel if you met your icon and they punched you
Just remembered, as I was cooking some potato, about that time I went on holidays at my (now ex) girlfriend's grandma and met her whole family on this side.
All of them, the uncles, the aunts, the cousins of all age and gender, all of them told me about the legendary mashed potato that the grandma does. How good it is, how they can't reproduce it, and how the grandma has never told the recipe to anyone ever. A mystery, a secret she's going to take to the grave!
And like, it's a very good mashed potato. The recipe is simple, you boil some big potato, then you mash them with salt, pepper, herbes de Provence (a mix used almost everywhere in the south of france made of rosemary, oregano, thyme, basil, chervil, tarragon, bay leaf, fennel, marjoram, sage, and wild thyme), a good chunk of butter and a dollop of olive oil.
I know because she was very happy to show me how it's done when I, alone, went to help her in the kitchen (:
Yes to all this but also:
it has come to my attention that some of you (American) may think that Lavender is an "herbe de Provence". IT IS NOT.
LAVENDER IS AN HERB IN PROVENCE. IT IS NOT PART OF THE HERBES DE PROVENCE TRADITIONAL MIX. AT. ALL.
it's not even a condiment. You do not cook with lavender. You bake with lavender, at best, by using brewed lavender or sprinkling it on top of a cake.
You do not crush lavender like you do the other herbs either! I just... please do not add lavender to your herbes de provence, it will not taste like intended at all.