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tumblr is such a different animal than other social media platforms for so many reasons obviously but one thing i really find funny about it is how on other sites if i see something that doesn't interest me i don't follow or don't like the post. but on here if someone i follow starts posting exclusively about something really niche that i have no interest in my reaction is never to unfollow. its just part of the natural environment. like oh mutual is now really into pro wrestling? ok i guess ill be seeing these guys around now
It was @cheralith, in the parlor, with a #oliver aiku.
using @syoddeye ‘s open tag on this cute trend
me as a cat + a fav character outside of COD (mr. darcy, p&p 2005)
@kentwos @tobeholyistobeempty + open tag <3
thank you for the tag bleu <33
me as a cat (without the fuckass fringe) and connell waldron from normal people (don't ask me if i'm ok.)
🏷️ @toadtoru @eaatmyheaart @romantisized + anyone else interested
hello it is i. continuing the jane austen train. <3
me as a cat + fave character outside cod and jjk >:3 emma my beloved !
🏷️ no pressure tags: @twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat @teddybeartoji @magicalmutants @bowtiepasta @petrifleur
thank you alba i love you
me as a cat + fav character (amy from lw) <3 @nightcityaliens @inloveinsickness @tojicide @tokeposts pspspsps
btw I know ppl on this site go on abt mutuals but if you are someone that shows up in my notes regularly who I don't follow, I do notice and I am fond of you and if you reblog something from me I do think "YES I have pleased the follower with good taste"
was tagged in two wonderful tag games by @jeonwiixard. ty for the tags, jazz!
tagging @mahowaga, @admiringlove, @garten-of-eden & anyone else who wants to do this!
prev reblogs — thank you cid @inloveinsickness for tagging me mwah mwah
npt @toadtoru @madaqueue @bouqette @shouyuus @cheralith @alcyneus and anyone else!
“babyyyy,” gojo whines, phone pressed to his face as you hear the crinkle of hospital-grade paper beneath him. “I think they stole my bones.”
“…your bones, satoru?”
“yes. the ones in my face. my jaw? gone. cheeks? hollow. I am but a shell of a man.”
he’s high as a kite, clearly. still in the dentist’s chair, judging by the background noise — also by how you can hear yaga not-so-quietly telling the nurse to sedate him, not the swelling.
“are you now?” you coo, smiling as you sink back into the couch. “how’s my brave little soldier?”
he pulls the phone back, and — oh. oh, he looks ridiculous. his hair’s flattened on one side, cheeks swollen, sunglasses crooked, and someone’s drawn a smiley face on the gauze tucked into his mouth.
“they took ‘em,” he says dramatically. “took my wisdoms. said I had too many.”
just learned people associate em dashes with chat gpt. Girl fuck you. You can pry em dashes from my cold dead hands. One of us is gonna have to stop using em— and it’s not gonna be me!
𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎
nothing brings out the attraction between two counselors more like late night smoke sessions and the inevitable end of summer camp
— reroutes. feat. oliver aiku || wc: 2.1k contains: gn!reader, no pronouns used, teacher!reader, dilf!oliver, single parent!oliver, miscommunication, fluff, alcohol consumption a/n: people keep saying that oliver is dilf material usually based off his looks so sure what the hell . let me entertain the thought and feed the masses also a reupload since the og wasn't allowing me to edit for some reason
trying to butter up the president of the parent-teacher association over a candlelit dinner to gain his approval and vote for you as a a worthy candidate incoming principal isn't exactly the easiest task in the world, nor is it your vision of spending a friday evening. but with adult life comes sacrifices, even if it means you'll be missing out on the season premiere of your sitcom.
you've heard rumors about him from other teachers in passing—quite the charmer with a natural flair for leadership, hence why he's been on the board for a few years now, even longer than you've been teaching the second grade at this school. many people on the association look up to him, his approval being worth more than some of the district's, a smile and nod at a suggestion being made being worth more than gold itself.
hence why his vote is the one you need to gain the most—if oliver aiku is in favor of something, then surely it must be good.
the single father to one of your shyer students, he's the complete opposite of her. where rena is quiet, soft-spoken, and spares her words, oliver seems to exude this calm confidence—a calculated rationale weaving into every sentence he says with that baritone, caramel-rich voice of his.
you smile tightly as he rests his cheek on his fist, bright and attentive hues of malachite and amethyst daggering into your stiff figure, that typical smile on his lips that you've seen he gives everyone.
"you know," he starts, tone smooth and sweet. "it's rare that rena has a favorite teacher. but she seems to talk about you a lot these days."
