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i love everything about you that is weird. btw. if you even care.
wish MGM wouldn’t rely on cheap tricks to engage the audience. i mean, really? a jumpscare before EVERY film? wish they’d get something other than that roaring lion every once in a while…
love my drafts. those are posts just for papa
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feel old yet? 10:36 was 0-24 hours ago
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love 17°c spring days because when the suns out it’s all fun and games but the moment a cloud comes by not even those fools in the antarctic could be as cold as you
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glad google ai is on top of this
Renfield.
This assumes a single fly weighs 8g, which is the weight of a 1-2 week old mouse (!). If you are unfamiliar with metrics: 100g is a bit less a quarter of a pound.
Btw, Wikipedia says a single house fly weighs in the range of 0.2 grams, so Google has discovered a world where flies are about 40x bigger
I was going to tell you that horseflies still absolutely do not weigh 8 grams
but I found a funnier answer
can i go to your house on monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday and sunday
Fuck i love music!!!!!
computer is such a cute word. comcuter more like
was wondering why my computer was making this strange rattling noise and i was googling like crazy thinking fuckkk the fans busted fuckkk the hard drives busted fuckkkkk is she finally dying? turns out i forgot disc 1 of lost season 3 was in my disc drive LOL #nvm
(running madly down the monstrous halls of my derelict castle laughing as my voice echoes through the whole place) THE WORD Q! THE WORD Q! THE WORD Q!
my day is going sooooo offscript i woke up 45 mins late & there’s no chicken so i can’t make the breakfast i wanted to make & my hair is drying weird Itll be a miracle if i live to see 12pm
moses was lowkey out of his mind for supposing his toeses were roses. like of all things why would they be roses. they’re toeses. moses better get his shit together and fast or he’s out of the show
woke up. blankets on the floor. stuffed animal on the floor. pillow gone. And yet it feels as though the only rest I could even dream of getting is on the day I die