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  Review by Christopher Preston ★★★★ 29

  Choose life. 
  Choose memories. 
  Choose escapism. 
  Choose memes of Arthur and Spongebob and Hey Arnold and anything else that briefly reminds you of sitting in front of CBBC after school with a bag of Space Raiders. 
  Choose 80s music and 90s kids. 
  Choose timehops and throwbacks.
  Choose prequels, paraquels, sequels. 
  Choose reboots, remixes, reimagining. 
  Choose re-releases, resets, reunions. 
  Choose live-action versions. 
  Choose to awaken the Force. 
  Choose anthology stories. 
  Choose CGI faces of people you're pretty sure died twenty-odd years ago. 
  Choose playing slowed-down, soft piano versions of original John Williams scores over trailers. 
  Choose La La Land. 
  Choose Dwayne Johnson. 
  Choose Solo, Decker, and Indy. 
  Choose the Power Rangers. 
  Choose Batman and Superman. 
  Choose Spider-Man. 
  Choose Spider-Man. 
  Choose Spider-Man. …

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  Review by andrea🌹 ★★★★ 14

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  me: 'Choose👉 life 🐣'. 'Choose👉 life 🐣' was a well meaning 💕✨ slogan 🗣 from a 1980's ✊ anti-drug campaign 🙀🙅🚫 and we 👬🏃used to add things ➕☑️to it, so I might say‼️🗯 for example, choose... 👇👈👉👆designer lingerie🙀😻, in the vain 🌱hope of kicking🐎🏃 some life 🌲🌳🌴🌿☘🍃back into a dead 🌾🎃🌑relationship👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨😩❣. Choose👉 handbags👜, choose👉 high-heeled shoes👠👡, cashmere👚 and silk👗, to make yourself🙍feel what passes for happy💆😁✨. Choose👉 an iPhone📲 made in China🇨🇳 by a woman👩 who jumped 🏃out of a window 🏠and stick☝it in the pocket👖of your jacket👔fresh🌬💦from a South-Asian 🌇Firetrap🔥💥. Choose Facebook💻, Twitter🐥, Snapchat👻, Instagram📸 and a thousand 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣other ways to spew 🗣your bile🐳 across people 👥you've never 🚫 met🙍👩‍❤️‍👩. Choose👉 updating your profile📲, tell 📢 the…

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  Review by pulcrito ★★★½ 5

  it's 2017 for fuck's sake, Mark and Simon should've had sex.

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  Review by maria ★★★½ 9

  choose to not do facken drugs kids

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  Review by deah ★★★

  spotted a lot more trains this time

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  Review by David Sims ★★★★ 2

  a terrific piece of nostalgia that is unafraid to answer the question "What would the Trainspotting boys be like 20 years later?" with "very tired and kind of annoying"

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  Review by Patrick Willems ★★★½ 2

  Any time the opening chord of "Born Slippy" kicked in I was hit by this powerful wave of emotion I didn't expect.

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  Review by 👽hayley👽 ★★★★★ 4

  I WILL LAY MY LIFE DOWN FOR MR DANIEL "SPUD" MURPHY

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  Review by mary ★★★★½ 2

  I'm sooooooooooo drunk ewan mccregor
  ewaaaaannnn mccreeeeegoor 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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  Review by Jasmine ★★★ 2

  is danny boyle really trying to tell me that sick boy still bleaches his hair 20 years later???

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  Review by cinéfila... 🕯️ ★★★½ 4

  its been 20 years and ewan mcgregor STILL looks like a snack and a half... not too shabby for a white man

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  Review by Luca ★★★★ 3

  Choose to speak intelligible English