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whats up im breadistasty, but call me nate. i use he/they and i’m here to have fun first and foremost

artblog is @sporkfoon, i post random bullshit on there

listen to me scream: #bread splutters

things i like

  • DC Comics (cassandra cain is my favorite)
  • Lots of music (80s alternative rock, jazz acapella, occasionally breakcore, hell there’s some rap in there)
  • Art
  • Cars!!!
  • brutalist architecture for some reason
  • etc.

DNI bigots (TERFS THIS MEANS YOU)

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Posted 2 years ago with 4 notes
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beemovieerotica beemovieerotica

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

Posted 22 hours ago with 12,876 notes
kurhanchyk kurhanchyk

the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here

Posted 22 hours ago with 10,030 notes
sillysiluriforme sillysiluriforme
generalluxun:

As the most French person I know: are there any stereotypes/commonalities/peculiarities about someone from Normandy?

sillysiluriforme:

The cliches are pretty bad. This applies to most of the regions north of ils de France (although slightly less for Bretons cause they have their own set of cliches), I assume this is about the Grassettes which I want to clarify are canonically from nord-pas-de-calais.

The north of france has a very bad reputation ! The stereotypical inhabitant is extremely rural, white, uneducated, bigoted (historically the RN’s main voter base lives there), has issues with alcohol and is poor due to high unemployment rates + de-industrialization (the area’s main exports used to be coal).

I recommend looking up what a french “beauf” is.

They’re also stupid because they speak a patois (like Ch’ti/Picard, Lorrain or Wallon ) instead of proper Parisian french and they have silly Americanized names based on Hollywood movies. Common ones would be Johnny, eddy, Jacky or Kevin (it’s a whole thing I believe Germans do it too ? Look up “kevinism”)

Lastly some very popular musicians up north are Patrick Sebastian and Johnny Halliday.

sillysiluriforme sillysiluriforme

Also the inbreeding I can’t believe I forgot the inbreeding

sillysiluriforme sillysiluriforme

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