magnus alexandre @btchwzrd
magnus ambrose
❤️‍🔥 he/it 🎲 25yo
💥 icon by @triptrippy
superdeluxeaverage

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why does autofill want me to go evil mode

quasi-normalcy

If trench warfare were made-up, it would be the most on-the-nose anti-war satire ever created. Bunch of young men shooting at each other from inside open graves, slowly rotting even as they fight to stay alive. Every so often, they get to move a few hundred metres to dig a new grave for themselves somewhere else and this is called a victory.

ovur

You're gonna let somebody with an outside cat talk to you that way....?

k1w1g1rlbye

usa moment. kill urself frfr

medievaljournalist

ok so a wild rat just spit poison at me

evilwizard

slay ten of those for my ancient tarnished coin

death-threat-collector

Dude, Poison Rat venom glands sell for half a gold each. You need two, maybe three if you harvest them particularly poorly, to get that worth.

Which is besides the fact that ancient tarnished coin is a defunct currency. Valuable only as a collector's item.

This guy's a scammer.

evilwizard

slay this guy for my ancient tarnished coin

theygotlost

so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

disgracedmilfman

I love when people take their plushes places and take pictures it's my favorite shit YES girl take Snoopy to those seaside cliffs YES take your handsewn frog to a waterfall

becquerel

d<oes any body else's family keep naked ken dolls around their kitchen cabinets like a personal magic mike show every time i open a door

becquerel

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pantry

becquerel

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medicine cabinet

becquerel

starting to think my experiences are not universal...

becquerel

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never posting on this sick & twisted website again

maidthings

disembowling a clowngirl and I'm trying to yank out her intestines but they just keep coming. its been 30 minutes and there's no end in sight. she's laughing at me

herecomesthefirstday

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obsessed with this costume

jewishvitya

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One of the rare times where a comment section is delightful the moment I open it

THE KILLING KIND
Magnus here! I use this tumblr for personal reblogs as well as writing and art! specific links are to the left. i have doodle commissions open on ko-fi for $3!
name magnus alexandre
pronouns he/it
age 22
playing legends arceus
watching jjba part 5