daevier:

Human Disaster Matt Murdock



softbutxh:

mlkjr:

korolevx:

korolevx:

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

what does Quil do

All the time all the time



teaboot:

nudityandnerdery:

soundlessdragon:

nudityandnerdery:

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This is the backstory for how Gritty adopted a new sidekick, right?

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I needed the hi-res of this immediately


https://x.com/NBCSPhilly/status/1111056999821774850

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The kid throws down the gloves and Gritty picks him up and carries him off, this is beautiful, thank you for the link.

SO APPARENTLY THESE ARE DIFFERENT GAMES

The kid swinging his goalie stick (wider than normal sticks) seems to be from this one:

Gritty has been attacked by yet another small child. The Philadelphia Flyers mascot got into a scuffle with a young hockey player during a "Mites on Ice" kids' game on Wednesday. (The games take place during NHL intermissions.) The fight began when Gritty threw the child's catch glove into the crowd, which was rude enough to make the kid hit Gritty with his goalie stick several times.ALT

And you know what? Fair



perfect-puppy:

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dioptre-hertz:

daft punk is actually just the helmets, the guys they were possessing went back to normal frenchmen after they took em off. now the helmets are waiting in a hidden forest glade somewhere in provincial france and when someone puts them on again in the next century it will usher in a new golden age of daft punk



liberalsarecool:

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These people think empathy is the problem.



kamillahn:

Daredevil: ‘The Perfect Game’ (3.05)



shencomix:

A red hair guy in a spiky collar is saying to Shen, "Y'know, just because they call me Ass-Kicking Tim doesn't mean kicking ass is ALL I do.ALT
Shen nervously responds, "wh-what else do you do?"ALT
A strike of red lightning behind Ass-Kicking Tim as he says "I KILL ..."ALT
Shen is running away as Ass-Kicking Tim continues speaking, saying "... it in DDR."ALT
Ass-Kicking Tim sighs, and says to himself, "I need to blow off some steam."ALT
Ass-Kicking Tim going absolutely nuts on a DDR machine while a nearby child in overalls and propellor hat stands watching in shock, his scoop of ice cream having dropped onto the ground.ALT


dduane:

thememedaddy:

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…THIS.



sandmandaddy69:

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emeraldfoxface:

straightboyfriend:

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles



theonlycabbage:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

me normally: i’m not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

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fucking obliterated lmao



absolutedaisy:

i saw a license plate this morning that said ‘drgn slr’ which probably means ‘dragon slayer’ but ‘dragon slur’ is funnier. dragon faggot. draggot if you will.



liberalsarecool:

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Billionaires stole from America. First from labor, then from government.

Elon Musk stole more than anyone else. He will be known as the biggest villain of all time.



spockvarietyhour:

ctrl-alt-deleting-yr-face:

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goncharoved

#goncharoving: when you made up a problem but now it’s real to you (via @persbaderse)