Welcome to my Twisted Memes

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moonlithorror:

transit-fag:

I love how Nintendo killed all the excitement for the Switch 2 by raising the prices of games by 30 bucks

“We want everyone to be able to experience the Switch 2” then why is it one william dollars.

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wynsvre:

more wilsnoopy and housestock <3

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dangerousoperatoroperadonkey:

socialistexan:

socialistexan:

I’ve been on hormones longer than the Confederacy lasted.

My breasts are more apart of American history.

Things that lasted longer in American history than the Confederacy:

• The 13th, 14th, and 15th Amendments
• Reconstruction
• Lincoln’s Presidency
• Obama’s Presidency and Obamacare
• Interracial and Gay marriage
• Tumblr
• Tiktok
• Gray’s Anatomy
• Pokemon Go
• Colin Kaepernick’s NFL career
• New Coke
• A pair of cheap boots I bought at a big box store
• Flo, the insurance mascot
• Phase 1 of The Marvel Cinematic Universe
• The Ford Pinto
• The Star Wars Original Trilogy
• The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
• The Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
• Star Trek TNG
• Star Trek Deep Space 9
• X-files

I could keep going

10/10 would support replacing confederate monuments with monuments that instead celebrate more American things…

What should we build monuments to instead of confederate shit wads?

Deconstructionism

Obama Care

Marriage Equality

Pokemon Go

Tumblr

Colin Kaepernik

ST:TNG

ST:DS9

OP’s Breasts

Flo

A Pair of cheap boots

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theriverdraws:

What is this, a crossover episode?

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charlesoberonn:

moonlights-shadow-warrior:

milkflys:

spoonwizardd:

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

Courtesy of r/CuratedTumblr

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beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

?????? rich people are losing it

to be clear, yes i would also do some of this if i had the money. im experiencing blinding envy over the dr pepper mirror dimension.

dragon-in-a-fez:

genuinely will never be done thinking about the fact that my ex constantly tried to convince me it was a “misogynistic trope” for a man to complain about his spouse, regardless of the nature of the complaint, how it was expressed, or whether or not it was true. and somehow I spent years calmly trying to explain that yes, it would be a misogynistic trope for me to call you a bitch because you asked me to help with the dishes, but it was not a misogynistic trope for me to say you were being an asshole when you yelled at me for four hours over the texture of a cheesecake

boag:

Scream this is iconic….

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fuckyeahnaturalistcore:

midwesternbutch:

got some prints made of little dude! they came out a lot more amber but they’re so pretty!

[Image Description: A person with short hair and butterfly wings is curled up peacefully within a cocoon. Stars are sprinkled about the drawing. To their left reads “What a gift it is to play a part in my own creation!” End Image Description]

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rslashrats:

rslashrats:

christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene

christian rock band making a song: i dedicate this one to you jesus

unwell 12 year old girl who is a couple years away from having a gender crisis: this is so naruto and sasuke

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butchlinkle:

plaidos:

jv:

jv:

jv:

Folks, backup your Tumblrs, for real this time

To be clear, I don’t have any news about any impending doom. But I’ve heard a bit more about what’s going on with staff after the layoff of last week, and there are even less people than I thought still working here.

I don’t think even the current staff know what’s going to happen, but honestly, I don’t see how the high ups could even pretend to intend to keep this place open while virtually unstaffed.

And of course, if the most despicable thing happens, you can find me at @javi@goblin.band from any fediverse platform 🤷

for reference, OP is a former employee of Tumblr who tries to keep up to date with tumblr’s inner workings. please back your blogs up.

In your blog settings you have the ability to initiate a blog export, and this will generate a backup for your blog.

Fair warning though, if you’ve been on the platform for a long time this archive is likely to be quite hefty in file size. This blog I have had for 5 years with 22k posts, and the export from tumblr came to be 48GB. My previous blog I made in 2011 and has 95k posts, so needless to say I did not use tumblr’s built in export to back that one up.

If you want more control over exactly what you back up from your blog, I recommend that you use tumblr-utils instead. It allows you to backup specific tags, post types, and to ignore posts that you did not create (reblogs where you’ve added a comment count as a post you created, to be clear).

To use it:

1. download and install python 2.7
2. download tumblr-utils
3. create an application on tumblr to get an api key
4. extract the tumblr-utils zip and open the tumblr_backup.py file in notepad
5. search for “API” and paste in your OAuth consumer key
6. then go back to the folder where you extracted tumblr-utils and choose open folder in terminal / command prompt, or type cmd.exe in the address bar while inside the folder

now in the window that opens it should show the current path, and you can type “py -2 .\tumblr_backup.py [your options] [your blog name]” and hit enter. Example:

Backing up just my original posts from this blog with this command came to 632MB rather than 48GB, and also gave me the option to save my posts in JSON format which will be useful for converting my posts to a new format for self hosting.

On that note I’m currently looking into figuring out a simple (and ideally free) way of self hosting a static site blog that utilises activitypub, and also converting my old posts to re-host on said blog.

This post series by maho.dev on implementing activitypub with any static site is my primary source of guidance atm if you also want to try figure that out yourself, as well as having an explanation for why you’d even want to do this if you don’t already know

but if tumblr goes down before I get things sorted and write up a post about it then i’ll be reporting back on it via my bsky, mastodon, and toyhouse accounts

if you dont have an account on any of these I’ll also be sharing an update via my personal site’s RSS feed, link of which includes an explanation of what RSS is and some feed readers you can use, I highly recommend checking it out as getting a feed reader is going to be the best way you can stay connected with people if they scatter across the internet!

tldr: download tumblr-utils to backup your blog more efficiently, introduce yourself to RSS and get a feed reader to stay connected with people, consider saving mine so you can find out how to self host your blog later if tumblr goes down

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as-the-jay-flies:

korrasera:

manypersons:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

In case anyone isn’t aware, connections like that are literally called ‘illegal’ techniques in LEGO parlance.

Illegal building techniques are ones that aren’t allowed in official LEGO sets, which always use building techniques designed for and intended by LEGO. The reason they’re called illegal is because they stress the blocks in a way they weren’t intended for, causing various kinds of material failure overtime.

As an example, the blocks in the example above slowly deform over time because, slowly warping until they don’t connect very well to other blocks or each other.

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captain-price-unofficially:

is it a good sign if the president is sephiroth posting after hurling his own country into what might just become its worst economic state in its modern history

captain-price-unofficially:

ithvka:

chips1977:

I cant come to your birthday there’s a big ass skullll flying araound

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