At a party and a guy was telling me about how one of his coworkers was complaining about how he thought his dealer was lacing his heroin with cocaine and then the party guy was like “but his dealer was his brother” and I said “that’s some cocaine and abel shit” and the joke flopped so hard but I stand by it so I had to share it somewhere
i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation
Today I learned that, as a Canadian, it’s technically treasonous for me to advocate cutting King Charles into tiny pieces, but Canadian law stipulates that treasonous speech can only be prosecuted if an arrest warrant is filed within six (6) days of the speech in question, and I’d be fascinated to know how they arrived at that number in particular.
