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They ran out of food a couple of days ago, and ran out of water just today, so naturally they’re pretty desperate. Out on the water, one of them spies a genie’s lamp, and they both frantically paddle towards it. One of them pull out the lamp and rubs it, and lo and behold, a genie pops...

Paddy says to Mary if you were stranded on a desert island who would you like most to be with you?”“My uncle Mick” replies Paddy.“What’s so special about him?” asks Mary. “He’s got a boat,” says Paddy

Check out these funny Irish photos we've collected, be careful you don't hurt your jaw when it hits the floor. You'll only find this in Ireland.

Whether sarcastic, weird, or just plain wise, humorous sayings from Ireland are known worldwide. Here are the top twenty funny Irish sayings.

The Irish love a bit of banter. That said, it should come as no surprise that we love to wind each other up. These are the ten funniest Irish insults to have in your arsenal. #IB4UD #ireland #irishtravel

We have the best collection of really funny Irish Jokes here, you are sure to get a good laugh. We have some terrible Irish Jokes as well for you to groan at.

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The mother superior opens the door to see the two little green men. “How may I help you?” she asks. “Mother superior,” the younger leprechaun says. “Are there any leprechaun nuns in your convent?” The mother superior thinks for a while and answers, “No, we have no leprechaun nuns.” ...

He says, ‘I hear you Irish are damn good drinkersI'll bet 500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.'The room is quiet and no-one takes u.. #funny, #joke, #humor