giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask “what’s wrong?” so I can say I’m in a state of depression unless I can touch someone’s boobs with no bra
I stop once I start getting short of breath
[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing– yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it’s getting really bad.
I’M NOT A DOG??????
[clearly less interested now] Oh.
wait! au au
[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]
I think the switch 2 prices aren’t that bad if I’m being real. Like it sucks paying them much for any game but they’re still cheaper than other options.
I am including Mario kart being 80.
Monster hunter wilds is 70 at base. With a 50 dollar bundle for things like poses and clothes. Things that used to just be in the base game. Nintendo has issues but I feel ignoring how badly the rest of the industry is fucking us by cutting out shit makes anti Nintendo arguments bad. Like I would rather pay 80 and get all the stuff than pay like 70 to get a cut up version.
ALT