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captain-rez

I’m creating a masterlist of all the tiny stories I’ve written for Rez over the course of four years. A lot of it is written as like a final follow-up to an RP event with Rez so it can be a bit confusing. And some things get changed over time. No need to read if you don’t want, just wanted an easily accessible place with all my stories to give to folks.

One More Weight Around The Neck

The Road Back

Rez’s Sins

Happy Valentione’s Day

Fast Ship

Moonless Caress

When Love Blossoms (Complete)

Masturbation Story

captain-rez

Another Asterisk 
Actually wrote this story, amazingly two years ago, but forgot to add it to the list.

The Asterisk Grows Smaller

miiilowo

I think one of the worst things for a cat to be is mysteriously wet.

miiilowo

could be they got a little too enthusiastic about the water bowl. could be they got in the sink somehow. could be from grooming. could be just so so much piss. they could be empissened and I don't like that is the thing and the problem and the issue as well

Anonymous asked
Could i please get a small mammal cursed bio fact if u have one
bunjywunjy replied

the grasshopper mouse of the southwestern United States looks like a standard house mouse but is almost entirely carnivorous and is known to kill and consume everything from less homicidal mice to goddamn rattlesnakes, which they kill by jumping onto the snake’s back and gnawing through its spine

bunjywunjy

behold…. a Bastard

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blessphemy

How could U fail to mention that this fool marks territory by howling? Yunno. Like a wolf

animal-welfare-not-animal-rights

Oh. Oh I am in love with this bastard wolf mouse.

ladyshinga

"UM OP DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THIS INNOCUOUS VIDEO/IMAGE/POST IS ACTUALLY FETISH CONTENT"

  1. might not be true at all and might be puritan panic you bought into but ok
  2. even if it IS true, ok?? and?? based
ladyshinga

everyone is correct in that i missed a crucial option

3. i'm into that actually

drogonea

4. Please consider some internal exploration of why you "recognized" this as fetish content.

zetabrarian

Devils sacrament?!

dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20

5. All content on the internet is fetish content if you believe in yourself.

bicokun

BEHOLD!

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Fetish content!

itswalky

distraught that i understand this

libraford

There is a photographer in our town that works for a local news feed just for our town (which I'm 90% sure is volunteer run) and I see him sometimes at things. He usually covers the town halls, school board meetings, he was taking photos at Juneteenth last year. Basically he's everywhere and I'm also everywhere, so we cross paths often.

But he also does a thing called 'My Final Photo,' which is just random day to day stuff happening in town that he thinks is cool enough to snap a photo of. Like... ongoing construction of the new buildings, when the crocuses come out, a bird landing on a lamppost. Stuff like that. He's a really talented photographer.

The Final Photo for yesterday was kind of awesome but I don't think he knows how much the caption contributed:

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Because that is both

a. sick as hell

b. perfect encapsulation of the childhood experience.

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