Call me Medusa the way I want him to harden at the sight of me.
-Stiles, after catching Derek’s eye across the parking lot
Derek: “You are not doing that stunt.”
Stiles: “Too late, I already set up the ramp!”
Derek: “No—wait—” (crash sounds)
Stiles: (from a bush) “I regret nothing!”
Derek: (picks him up gently) “You are so lucky you bounce.”
Isaac: “You yell at me when I trip on air!”
Derek: “Stiles is like… emotionally rubber. He needs softer handling.”
Derek: “If you’re done talking, we need to get to work.”
Stiles: “Bold of you to assume I’m ever done talking.”
Stiles: grinning “Admit it, Derek, I make your life infinitely more interesting.”
Derek: groaning “That’s… one way to put it.”
Stiles: “C’mon, you’d be so bored without me.”
Derek: “I’d be so peaceful without you.”
Stiles: nudging him “Yeah, but you’d miss me.”
Derek: muttering “…Maybe.”
Erica: whispering to Isaac “Is this what I think it is?”
Isaac: grinning “Oh, it’s happening.”
Lydia: snickers “Derek just tried to act like he doesn’t care, but we all heard him.”
Scott: facepalming “I can’t even look at them right now.”
Stiles, talking about Derek: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
My favorite thing in sterek fanfics is when Derek realizes he is in love with Stiles and just turns into the most awkward man ever because now that he knows about these feelings, he doesn’t know how to handle them.
Peter would absolutely be either on board for any sterek shenanigans or steal stiles for himself
(via ratman83)
so this kid is basically the son of sterek’s divorce. did i get it right?