i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

Kinda wild that every time a trans athlete does well it’s all about “ooh wahh but biological advantages” as if the kind of person who is both “Good At And Interested In Winning Competitive Sports” and also “Willing To Risk Losing Their Safety And Everything They Love In Order To Seize Life By The Ass And Be Who They Are Out Loud And In Public In A Society Prepared To Shred Them Alive” isn’t the kind of supremely driven person who might be actually pretty well-suited to Work Hard Get Point

We all like to imagine that our friends would taste good, because in a way, it's expressing our enjoyment of their existence. More than simply appreciating their company or their actions, savouring someone as a meal shows that we love them as a person. It says, "You, as yourself, make me happy. I enjoy you."

fascinated by the nurse who did my mental health assessment who was apparently so allergic to the concept of they/them pronouns that they unprompted decided i'm a she/he instead. it's so bizzare it kind of loops back around to based tbh. i'll take it.

the ten commandments

1. thog don't caare
2. if it sucks hit da bricks
3. play the cards i'm given
4. pobody's nerfect
5. this mess is a place
6. fuck it we ball
7. it's so over
8. we're so back
9. what if the world was made of pudding
10. there is good in every day

i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out

minecraft needs more birds. there are like two birds in the whole of minecraft and i find that unacceptable. where are the fucking ducks

The minecraft movie should have been a minimal-dialogue indie film with heartwrenching soundtrack about a man utterly alone learning to survive in a strange world not remembering anything of his past and his future is up to him to build.

Yeah that's permanently going into my vocabulary.