and why exactly are you “stroganoff” your beef. that seems wildly inappropriate

You all hate me and my longsword and full plate armor

literally what is your problem

this is actually insane? i genuinely pray they don’t get away with it because it’s beyond messed up

last night i dreamt i was gifted a burlap sack containing with all the varietys of sting rays in the world. for some reason i decided to enjoy these sting rays by taking each one of them out while lying in bed. i would hold each one up to my face to look into their eyes. when i held the final one its eyes opened and they were huge and catlike and it started biting my hand and then i realized i forgot to put the second to last one down and it started biting my other hand. finally i shook them off and ran to my computer to google "stingray bites poisonous" and the results were just the words "its fine" really big letters

ew yea i used to m*sturbate 🤢 to p*rn 🌽 but now i'm 2 weeks clean and every part of my mind and body is clea-(sees a pebble that looks like a ass and my dick goes off like a shotgun) ouuuuuugggghhhhhhh

the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans

i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

its important to have a game on your wishlist that keeps going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it

[Delirious with lust and chemical pneumonia] can we share filter hoses