Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that
Really?
Nobody’s ever kissed or touched or even looked at me before due to my grotesque visage
Anonymous asked:
there's penis in the air tonight......
thickness-protection-program answered:
i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more
