bish0ps:

type of shit im on

spicychickenfingerings:

bigasspants:

stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

swamplevel:

“and I get to what, fuck the dog?” Going right into the lexicon as a phrase I cannot use ever in front of people

charl0ttan:

you shouldnt need to go to work if youre sleepy at all i think if you yawn even once you should be required to go back home and get a good nights rest before coming back in

straycatj:

のびーる　のびーる

Stretch streeeertch

officialpenisenvy:

ayo i been on‼️ bitch you been corn‼️ bentley tints on‼️ fendi prints on‼️ i mean i been north‼️ lara been croft‼️ plates say chun li‼️ drop the benz off‼️

officialpenisenvy:

somebodytolove31:

Man, this wizard city is neutral. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say “hear me clap” or some similar shit, and everyone around him heard him clap. No one around him even cared that’s how neutral it was. My ass is casting mildly interesting spells and level 2 ambivalence. I think I just heard “power word:nothing” two groups over. I don’t feel any way in particular about leaving or staying.

pinene:

the country boys are wearing athleisure. the suburban boys are wearing cowboy shit. The city boys are wearing pristine carhartt. And me ? That’s right. Buck ass naked