When Stars Fall

OTP Drabble Challenge!

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Rules: Followers send a number to your ask, along with a pairing, and you write a drabble using that dialogue in your piece! Try to keep up! Expect a TON of requests!

“The doctor said it’s normal” - “Well that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt.”
“Baby, you’re not a bother.” - “I’m too needy, you don’t deserve it.”
“Come with me to the other room.” - “We’re not going to talk about this now.”
“Did you just hiss at me?” - “Are you judging me?”
“Don’t yell at me like I’m a child!!” - “DON’T THROW SCISSORS!”
“Here, take me blanket/jacket.” - “I told you, I’m not cold.” *shivering*
“Did you hear that?” - “I’m telling you, I’m haunted.”
“I just wanted an easy day with my boyfriend/girlfriend. Is that too much to ask?”
“Why are you awake right now?”
“Come over here and make me.”
“I want my best friend back.” - “Kevin is over there.”
“H-how long have you been standing there?” - “Long enough.”
“You’re lying, you’re blushing.” - “Shut up, no I’m not!”
“No, I’m not talking to you.”
“No more!” - “Okay, fine, I won’t send you any more selfies.”
“What do you have?” - “Pizza rolls and Cup O’ Noodles…that’s about it. Popcorn?”
“The salad here is really good.” - “Do I look like a fucking rabbit?”
“Open this.” - “Can you say please?”
“I just came to say goodbye…” - “Bullshit, you just feel bad.”
“You’re on level 176.” - “Can you judge me harder?”
“Jinx, you owe me a coke.” - *can’t speak until they buy a soda*
“Please don’t leave me.” - “I don’t want to go”
“Babe, I’m sorry.” - “Suck my ass.”
“Liar, liar, pants on fire!” - “Seriously, you’re worse than a kid.”
“You can’t ride a bike?” - “Why are we whispering?”
“Is it that time of the month?” - “You literally ask me that whenever I’m mad at you!”
“We’re going downtown.” - “There’s a strip club downtown.”
“You weren’t supposed to hear that.” - “Well, you shouldn’t be saying it then.”
“It’s not mine, I swear.” - “How is it not fucking yours!”
“Take it off.” - “Like a bandaid?”
“I told you…” - “Yeah, yeah, yeah, quit nagging.”
“Boo?” - “You’re my boo.”
“Don’t you ever do that again! You scared the shit out of me!”
“You broke what?!?” - “Don’t worry, I’m okay.”
“Why’re you dressed like that?” - “Does that mean it looks good or should I change?”
“Fine, just do what you have to do.” - “Can you stop being so freaking cute so I can concentrate?”
“…then I picked up your coffee by mistake.” - “All I want is an apology.”
“Well, this is awkward.” - “Don’t touch me.”
“You can’t make me.” - “What are you? Five?”
“You’re a blanket hog!” - “Leave me alone and stop being so selfish.”
“It’s not fair that you’re hot and funny.” - “Look who’s talking…just kidding, your jokes suck.”
“I hate you.” - “No, you don’t.”
“Should I be worried?” - “Is the grass green?”
“You’re kidding me?!” - “Shush, my mom never taught me.”
“I’m your lock screen?!” - “You weren’t supposed to see that.”
“Will you go with me?” - “As long as you hold my hand.”
“Baby, I’m scared.” - “You don’t have to be; not as long as I’m here.”
“Come inside, I’m sorry.” - “Not until you apologize.” - “I just said I’m freaking sorry.”
“Your voice is sexy.” - “Your ass is sexy.”
“If I asked, you’d say no.” - “You don’t know that.”
“Seriously, the chimney?” - “The squirrel can’t win!”
“32?” - “I’ll prove it!”
“It’s just so little and adorable.” - “That’s what she said.”
“You’re not mature enough to be a parent.” - “Try me.”
“Take a chance.” - “Umm…let me think…no.”
“Game’s over, you son of a bitch!!” - “Okay, just don’t hit me.”
“You forgot about my birthday!” - “In my defense, I forget about a lot of things.”
“You need more stamina.” - “No, I need more steak and eggs. So…get on it.”
“Can you dance with me?” - “You’re not mad?”
“I’ll smash it, I swear.” - “You smash it and we’re done.”
“Move!” - “Why would I move if I’m so comfy where I am?”
“I’m not going in.” - “Then we’re not going to get a treat after.”
“I really would’ve liked it if you told me your parents were coming to town.” - “I really would’ve liked it if you put underwear on before coming into the kitchen.”
“I found it in the recycling bin.” - “Well, you’re the one killing the environment, so who’s really in the wrong here?”
“We bet, and you lost.” - “But tattoos are permanent.”
“Can you quit being so sassy?” - “Can you quit being so controlling?”
“Are you getting jealous?” - “You’re changing your outfit, now!”
“What time is it there?” - “We’re in the same time-zone.”
“Quit flirting.” - “I didn’t mean to-”
“I just don’t know what happened.” - “You’re too good for them.”
“You have a cute nose, don’t make me break it.”
“Tell me what I can do to help.” - “Sing me to sleep.”
“You still need your baby blanket?”
“Did you black out?” - “I feel like I’m gonna puke.”
“Let’s just bury the hatchet.” - “Fuck your hatchet.”
“I bet it’s a boy.” - “I bet it’s a turtle.”
“Spare change?” - “You can’t be responsible, you don’t get your wallet.”
“Cuddle or leave.” - “So is that a no to supper?”
“Are you high?” - “I’m just so fucking tired.”
“Why did I marry you?” - “It took a lot of convincing.”
“Who’s texting you?” - “Umm. nobody.”
“You have two choices.” - “Neither of which I like…”
“I want a dog.” - “I want a cat.”
“Chinese food?” - “Do we even know what that’s made of?”
“These sheets are stained.” - “That’s disgusting.”
“You don’t know how to change a tire?” - “Give it a rest, would you?”
“That’s my ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.” - “Well, kiss me so they see.”
“We got lucky. You’re not gonna do that again, right?”
“Hey, babe, look what I found.” - “GET THAT OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW!!!”
“You’ve been replaced.” - “Alright, we’ll see how you feel when you need me to kill a spider in the shower.”
“Are those slippers?” - “Is that you being mean? AGAIN?”
“You forgot your book.” - “No, I lost my book!”
“You’re weird.” - “Or you’re just basic.”
“We need a vacation.” - “You read my mind too much, it scares me.”
“Why’d you hug him? You love him?”
“Sorry.” - “Good choice.”
“Luck? Nope. Skills.” - “If it’s skill then do it again.”
“Why can’t you just believe me?” - “Because you lied about it before.”
“This bath is too damn hot.” - “This is why we can’t do cute things. You complain too much.”
*Make up your own*