Okay, but like you read my mind. For the longest time I wanted to write for Willy Wonka but felt some sort of way because it’s a kids movie (at least with Edward Scissorhands there were mature themes, but Willy Wonka? That’s like toddler level.) But I love his character so much, that I’ll probably add mature themes in the future to continue writing for him.
Sweet Insults & Bitter Chocolate
pairing: willy wonka x gender neutral reader
tags: changed it to gender neutral cause I don’t write for them often, silly argument, make up with a kiss, short, I tried okay?, but I don’t see Wonka and their partner getting into any serious argument to garner meanness, do I explain myself?
You had never intended to cause trouble in Willy’s factory, but one accidental slip of the tongue led to perhaps the most ridiculous fight you’d ever had. It all started when you were sampling a new chocolate concoction in Willy’s private laboratory. Distracted by how particularly delicious the new flavor was, you’d nearly tripped over an Oompa Loompa named Milo, knocking the poor little guy’s mixing bowl onto the pristine white floor. The vibrant blue candy mixture splattered everywhere, coating Milo’s white jumpsuit.
“Oh no!” you gasped, reaching out in panic. “Milo, seriously, you have to watch where you’re standing!” Your voice came out sharper than intended, making Milo’s expression wilt instantly. Your guilt swelled, and just as you started to apologize, the unmistakable voice of Willy Wonka cut through the sugary tension.
“Wowie, someone woke up on the sour side of the candy cane forest today,” Willy remarked dryly, leaning against the doorway with an eyebrow quirked in sarcastic amusement.
You turned, feeling defensive. “It was an accident. I didn’t mean it like—”
“Oh yes, of course, because one should always blame the victim of an Oompa Loompa collision. Really top-notch thinking,” Willy responded, his tone dripping with condescension as his hand tightened over his candy filled cane.
You sighed in exasperation. “Come on, you’re exaggerating.”
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