everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

I have this saved as "iveneverplayedbalatro.png"

OH GOD STOP PLEASE PLEASE STOP IT HURTS IT HURTS ITS TOO MUCH PLEASE PLEASE JUST STOP PLE huh? oh my color yeah green im having a good time (: youre doing so perfect i loved the knee thing im doing great how are you doing? you ok? good good (: STOP STOP OH GOD WHY ME I CANT TAKE THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP AHH GOD YOURE HURTING ME NO MORE NO MORE ILL DO ANYTHING

so i clicked on a wizard101 crowns trivia i hadn't done before

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

$1,500/month. $1,000 deposit + first month’s rent required. does not include utilities. no pets.

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense