tUBULAR MY BELOVED

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
skekthesilly

sisterpaw125 asked:

Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

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kyri45 answered:

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

monke337

In case anyone is having a bad night:

radiolightning

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

heythereclifford

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

to find later

i-am-midnight

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

emeraldrain55

pinning thissss

fiddlepickdouglas

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

nyxsomnia7

I’m fully aware I will need this at some point.

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“  So I’m driving my pal home from the bar just now and it’s three am and we both spot this a&w sign and I immediately swerve into the parking lot to...
theshitpostcalligrapher

So I’m driving my pal home from the bar just now and it’s three am and we both spot this a&w sign and I immediately swerve into the parking lot to take a pic of it and we’re laughing our millennial asses off bc like.  

E.

95percentanxiety

Not gonna lie at first I misread the tag as bareback calligrapher and I was worried about what you were doing with those fragile calligraphy pens 😅

theshitpostcalligrapher

lmao i saw this coming when i first came up with the tag, i work barback at a shitkicker karaoke bar (think modeans from letterkenny) and anything relevant to that fact you can find under the barback calligrapher tag

theshitpostcalligrapher

oh hey guys i found the tag i was using for my bar job’s wacky adventures! the tag is “barback calligrapher” if you wanna peruse the nonsense that job brought into my life

for those americans not in the know, A&W had somewhat of a mitosis moment as a company a few decades ago, so while there’s a tiny handful of A&Ws as the burger chain in the USA with the brand primarily root beer oriented, they’re one of the most ubiquitous burger chains in canada.

I urge yall to read the wikipedia pages on A&W and Canadian A&W, the story is kinda wild