look at me. listen. you need to take that six foot something transfem and you need to lay her on your chest and stroke her hair gently and rub her back and hold her tight like a beloved stuffed animal. do you understand me. you need to hold the tall girls in your life like you would anyone else. LISTEN to me
i dont have parasocial relationships with celebrities but the closest has got to be that i always know when Zendaya helped Tom Holland dress up boy toy mode because you can see he did the curly hair routine
Tall, broad and big fat girls deserve to be scooped up into your arms. You can scoop anyone into your arms if you’re both sat down, size or strength is irrelevant. Scoop her into your arms and tuck her under your chin. Kiss her forehead. Hook her legs under your arm and your other arm around her back and kiss the top of her head as you gently rock her and look down and her softly.
Cut my bangs long enough to curl and be baby bangs i love t h e m
whenever i refresh the dash and there's no new posts i feel like one of those boomers sitting at a slot machine
if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice
and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut
Everything is transgender everybody transgender
Sorry the article title is even funnier
New job inside jokes travel fast why the fuck are we saying agrofructiferous and add any words to fructiferous to make it sillier
Damn i only knew quakity bcs of a mexican youtuber, you mean to tell me gringos know about this guy?? Make discourse about this guy??
Escojan más canciones, los reto 🫵🏻
Mi Equilibrio Espiritual
Nunca Me He Sacado Un 7
Doggy Style
Objeción Denegada
Si hay empate obvio habrá ronda de desempate, ¿Pero se mantendrá el empate? Ni idea, ánimo a todos 😎
Yeah okay
which one are yuo
Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.
a lot of stories treat romance like it makes the relationship between two characters self explanatory and to be honest it doesn’t
story: they're in love :)
me: why?
story: what do you mean? they're in love :)
me: what do they bring to each other's lives? what do they admire about one another? what draws them to each other?
story: love :) :)
me: ok... so what is that going to look like now?
story: like love :) :) :)
me: are their personalities going to clash at all? are they going to have arguments? learn to compromise for each other? will they need to adapt to sharing their life with another person? is it going to be smooth perfect harmony from day one? are they going to be always together? see each other sometimes as their occupations allow? how does this relationship affect their lifes.
story: they're in love :) :) :)