The Zing-Zang-Zepper of Dr. Pepper

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alexis-royce
detectivehole

elect ME as the new mayor of tumblr

you have my vote!

get lost, nounboy

unsubstantiated rumor has it only ~25 employees are left to run this site. i am offering to take some of the decision making off their hands if only they'll acknowledge me as mayor of tumblr, and only if the people vote!

campaign promises

  • a New written apology for past moderation behavior that has been proofread for sincerity this time
  • no ui changes. no ui glitch fixes either. i figure we should just stop touching it altogether
  • increased focus on moderation. 20 of staff can work on moderation and spring cleanings and the other 5 can do the other stuff. that's probably a fine way to split it up
  • tumblr gold

what i can't do

  • get them to let us go nuts show nuts again 😒
  • make the site really good or profitable (impossible task anyway)
  • tumblr gold

vote 4 laz!

detectivehole

MY QUALIFICATIONS

  • haven't been canceled yet
  • familiar with basic html and css
  • large breasts

vote4laz

detectivehole

@staff i alreayd have more votes than there are You left. i will do this for free. recognize my title

bluehairedspidey
nyaa

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toki-pona

hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones

zwoelffarben

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