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absolute terminal velcinta softness

Chip (🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️they/them). Only my friends can call me a villager. #1 Velcinta fan. Contains infinite love for soccer, baseball, and Star Wars, in no particular order. Read my shit: https://archiveofourown.org/users/ChipTheKeeper/works

Howdy! It’s me, Chip. You may know me from being insane about Star Wars and its lesbians. Here’s where you can find my stuff:

my stories - I write about gay people (Velcinta, Rhaenicent, a few random others)
my gifs - I’m getting better (don’t scroll past the 2024 ones)
my shitpost blog - I run Andor Shit Daily. We have a good time.
my twitter - Help me get noticed by the Star Wars account please
my bluesky - Nothing funny to say for this

And just for fun, some other random posts of mine I like to keep close at hand below the cut:

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Pinned Post don't know what to say in the tags except hi i talk in the tags pinned i guess my posts

andorshitdaily

Andor characters + make up a guy tweets, part two

these are so fun i wish i had more

e-the-village-cryptid

amazoogle

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

that’s the one i live here. fuck off

crowley-anthony

Varada Sethu as Belinda Chandra in the 'The Robot Revolution'

look at my girl go

andorshitdaily

Great news. There are only NINE DAYS until Andor season two!!!!

still having trouble believing we are actually this close

world-beauty

good morning universe

twinklestarss

“That was like a big ball of mucus that-- Okay. Don't judge. No, I mean it seemed just pleasant, super pleasant. We're going to put it on Ruidus. It liked you. I liked it I liked it”-Imogen/Ashton

Campaign 3 Episode 70: Embattled in Bassuras

my special faves 😭 let’s get these fuckwads to the moon

vethbrenatto

[Laura Bailey as Imogen Temult]: Do either of you need a 'Whitestone is for Lovers' tee?

[Matthew Mercer, narrating and playing Dancer]: Dancer goes, 'Yeah, I could crop top that."

[Imogen]: Oh! I wasn't really serious, Dancer. I wanna keep it for myself.

lesbian on lesbian crime you hate to see it

Guys this is nuts

how

dilf-din

bigenderweed

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

hell yeah neil

lighttailoring

valtsv

the author's barely disguised open wound splattered livid and filthy across everything they create

loud post

chipthekeeper

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rewatching the ep 8 scene with this in mind just made me SO sick to my stomach because i think this is a mirror and if it’s showing vel what she needs to see…….. hmmmmmmmmmmmm oh god i need to do a lap

Mon: “if everyone thinks I’m an irritation, there’s a good chance they’ll miss what I’m really doing”

Tay: “what are you doing”

brother: “your mom”

taught him well this is on the same level as me watching the end of rogue one something something massive object emerging from hyperspace is it your mom etc