homunculus-argument:

Internet vernacular has completely altered what some words and expressions mean to me. Forevermore, I will hear the words “hear me out” will only and exclusively as “before you cast your judgements prematurely, please pause and allow me to explain how and why I should be allowed to fuck this thing”.

(via oyaapeach)

whichcouldmeanothing:

Brennan Lee Mulligan · Dimension 20: Titan Takedown Episode 1
bonus:

(via sylvansleuth)

icaruspendragon:

i have never once in my life been normal about a man with brown hair and a tragic backstory

(via hella-bells)

mochacoffee:

mochacoffee:

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

the reviews are in

(via nothing-to-see-here-bud)

xeduo:

tailornorata:

degenerate-perturbation:

yeah I’m a nonpracticing woman. I was raised female but I don’t really believe anymore yknow?

I’m culturally female. I don’t really believe in one true gender, but I do participate in some of the rituals I was raised in, when I feel like it. And I enjoy participating in the traditions of other genders too sometimes.

I’m only female on Christmas and Easter, for my parents.

(via gayandtrashy)

starting one piece now, wish me luck 🙏 😅

isabelopaque:

“What made you follow your mutual” I don’t know. I don’t remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth’s spin

(via mossterious)

oughtnots:

when your mutual reblogs something with a full page of tags its like. girl (gender neutral) i am filling my mug with coffee and reading this like the morning paper. i am so interested in your thoughts on this post. i love you.

(via simpledontmeanpeachy)

no joke if my relationship falls apart a significant part of that would be directly elon musk’s fault

roy-co:

(via t4tozier)

kosmogrl:

there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic

(via galaxdora)

sailermoon:

be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

(via indiiglow)

incognitopolls:

How many people have you had sex with?

None

1

2–3

4–6

7–10

11–25

26–50

51–100

More than 100

I don’t remember

For the purposes of this poll, define “had sex” in whatever way makes the most sense to you.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

(via cuttingroomfloorofmemories)

cairavende:

goblin-gal-pal:

pkmn-go-to-the-polls:

Pokémon Human Character Tournament: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE!!

Jessie (anime)

James (anime)

ALT

ALT

The fact that this poll managed to be close enough to show a 50/50 result when there was 111,329 votes - and people can’t see the results before voting - is a testament to everything good and pure about this hellsite.

(via bespectacledbunnys)

killz0ne3:

killz0ne3:

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don’t even realise I don’t mean setting a CD on fire

(via notruinedbutruination)