xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx:

yay

yay my birthday is in 2 days. and then i get top surgery in a month.

unfortunately i wont be eligible for short term disability. i have just enough saved up for one months rent + food. i will be out of work for a month so it may be a bit more difficult for a while after that. im expected to pay around $300 for top surgery.

i have an amazon wishlist here. its all recovery based stuff. unfortunately i had to remove the 55 gallon barrel of lube because i was told it was “unreasonable”

my cashapp is $nuevovegas

& venmo is @/stinkyhat

yay. i will pause reblogs on this post once i’ve reached like $400 or 500. yay.

catoswound:

if tumblr goes down give me yuor full home. address and i will move in to your hpuse

littlealienproducts:

silver miffy stud earrings by LICENSEDTOCHARM

schmoozer sales duo from ADP came in so I pretended to be the executive of the branch (in a t shirt and jeans) because everyone was out to lunch and they gave me the most awkward sales pitch ever and I kept saying I only want broke and poorly run companies to handle my company’s payroll

MY MANAGER GOT ME A UKELELE

SAME AS IT EVER WAS

floridures:

devileaterjaek:

dorothylarouge:

Wow

my wool socks have basically disintegrated after 5 years but they were awesome for winters