pairing: Greg House x F!reader (doctor)
summary: You confront House about slacking off at work and end up in a position (lol) you didn't picture yourself in.
warnings: smut! 18+ mdni, p in v, banter (they hate each other)
a/n: Because Tumblr finally sees the vision with House, here's more for u (and for me, great minds think alike).
@cinnamongrl2006 wrote this with me, go like her posts!
You walk into the hospital with a cup of coffee in your hand, immediately pausing in front of the full clinic. You walk up to the receptionist and set the cup down on the counter.
"Where is House?" You try your best to keep your composure. You know it's not the receptionist's fault, but if you have to cover clinic duty for him again you're going to lose your mind.
The receptionist looks up at you, shrugs, and shifts her focus back to the computer.
"You should probably take care of that, though." She continues typing, either unaware of or ignoring the fact you're fuming.
"Hey, you forgot your coffee!" She yells after you as you walk away. It's not her fault, but she isn't exactly helpful either.
You finally find House sitting in an empty exam room watching one of his soap operas.
"What are you doing here?" You've known him a long time, but he still manages to leave you baffled. You walk in, locking the door behind you.
"Masturbating." His face stays completely serious and you consider slapping him.
"Get to the clinic right now Greg, I'm not joking." You cross your arms trying not to cry of frustration.
"Or what? You're gonna snitch to Cuddy?"
"Yes actually. And I heard your last conversation, you're going to get fired."
"So obsessed with me you had to resort to spying? Listen. If you care so much about the damn clinic, go and take care of it yourself."
"I'm so sick of covering for you. Can you please, just once, actually do your fucking job?" You're about to start ripping your hair out. If you have to see one more child with a cough you will seriously consider quitting.
"As much as I like hearing you beg, I'm not doing that. You can either join me here, or go take care of the clinic yourself." You know how stubborn he is, so after a moment of consideration you decide to join him on the examination table.
"Move." You deadpan, and he shoves you further towards the edge.
"I was here first. Feel free to leave if I'm bothering you."
"You're always bothering me, House. Can anything be enjoyable with you?"
"Sure it can." He says with innuendo.
"I'd take you up on that offer." You smile at him.
"You lock the door when you came in?"
"Yeah."
It doesn't take long for him to pin you down. Your white coat is off within seconds, and he nearly rips your top apart when he removes it.
You're shocked at his eagerness, but you don't complain, immediately unbuttoning his shirt.
He pulls your skirt down your legs to find you wearing a matching set, your curves accentuated by the pink lace.
"Holy shit." He stares in amazement for a moment before pulling your panties to the side. He mumbles something about them being too pretty to take off, although your bra hardly recieves the same treatment.
"No time for foreplay. I need you. Now." Your voice comes out as a desperate whine, and he laughs at you.
"Been thinking about this for a long time, sweetheart?" His signature cocky tone is almost hot in this context, but you refuse to give him the satisfaction of admitting that.
"Ew, no." Your sarcasm is apparent, but he doesn't let you get away with it.
"Alright then." He gets up to pick his clothes up off the floor, and you stand up with him.
"Wait– stop. I was joking. Please, Greg, please." That's the first time you see him smile in the two years you've spent working together, but the sight is quickly replaced by medicine cabinets and drawers when he turns you around and bends you over the table.
You barely process what had happened when you hear the sound of his zipper, and it's not long before his cock is inside you, and he's using the flimsy fabric of your panties to pull you onto it.
You dig your fingernails into the paper covering the table, you weren't expecting him to be so big. You barely have time to adjust to his size when his hands find your hips and he starts to move, reaching a spot that made your legs shake.
"C'mon, you wanted this, and you can't even stay still? Gonna cum already, huh?"
"No." You stutter through a one syllable word and you're very glad he can't see your face.
He mumbles something about you being pathetic, but your eyes are rolling back and you don't have enough brain power to think of a sassy response.
"I can feel you squeezing around me, y'know? No point in lying is there, sweetheart?"
"Shut up." He's completely right, though. You're so close you feel like you're going to explode.
"You never learn, do you?" He reaches around your waist to rub your clit and you nearly scream. He wraps your hair around his fist to pull you up, letting go to cover your mouth.
"Shut up, the clinic is full, remember?" He accentuates his point with a thrust, "And so are you."
You laugh, quickly interrupted by a moan when he adjusts the angle of his hips, allowing him to go even deeper.
Your legs shake harder, your moans get louder, and you find yourself back on the table searching for any last shred of composure. He doesn't stop rubbing your clit, groaning at the way your walls tighten around his cock.
He cums soon after you did, staying buried inside you until you're full of his cum.
He gives you a slap on the ass before pulling your panties back into their original position.
"Told you I could make things enjoyable." He says while you both look for your clothes.
"Uh uh, you sure did." Your knees are still weak when you leave the exam room to go deal with the clinic.