yooterus-deactivated20220126:

lil-miss-crazy:

frogmp3:

i don’t know who needs to hear this but you do not need to wear makeup

But you can if you want to

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

The thing I remember about the day gay marriage was legalized in the US is that first I felt massive relief and then I opened tumblr and somebody had already written avengers fanfic about it and in the fanfic Barack Obama was also there

I’ve never been a part of the avengers fandom. You just expected to run into content about Captain America being gay back then. It was part of the furniture.

cupidjoy:

drinking an entire bottle of wine then yelling at this like it’s the super bowl

tlirsgender:

Those sugar baby bot comments get me cause I absolutely would send you pictures of my ass or w/e for Four Thousand dollars a week but I know they’re not real. Don’t even joke lad

tastylemonbread:

kushblazer666:

kushblazer666:

oh fuuuuuuck i just found a picture of the wigan kebab guy with mr beast. both of them look downright suicidal

do you think he’d make a pey wet lunchly

they look like they were made in a lab to be the same guy but british or american

redstonedust:

i think all straight people should try being a little bisexual just to see how they feel about it. i dont even mean physically i just mean like. stare a photos of hot men for a bit. watch gay porn. deeply consider the potential of reconnecting with your childhood best friend who you kind of lost touch with despite how close you used to be, leading to a long slowburn romance in which you rediscover the things you love about eachother but don’t want to commit in case it ruins your friendship. its called exploring your options ok.

tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit:

how I feel after I offer someone weed and they refuse

wizardpostsdotorg:

no tumblr purist virgins its not recreational drug use im very ponderous and serious about it *angry mob still approaching* please! its for my autism! *crowd pauses* “self diagnosed?” uh yeah.. *someone with a bluey pfp* “so you dont have a perscription for the devils lettuce?” uhh uhh *holding up my hands like the jurassic park meme* PLEASE I HAVENT FUCKED IN YEARS,, IM ONE OF YOU I- *the mob obliterates me* *someone with a cute pink pokemon pfp holds my head on a spike* *they debate weather to throw my weed in the toilet or surrender it to the police*

drops-of-universe:

moody men are so funny. like diva what is your problem now

klapollo:

like the fact that PrEP and PEP just kinda became a normal part of life one day without fanfare is something I think about a lot. Thousands of people died gruesome horrible deaths and now when I go on Reddit or ride the subway I see dinky little ads like “start this medication today so you don’t contract/spread HIV! and if you get accidentally exposed there’s a different medication for that to keep yourself from contracting!” and it’s just an everyday thing. all those people who died fought for it to be this way.