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  • Howdy Tumblr, I have risen from the void and still don’t know what I’m doing! Anyways, are intro posts a thing? I dunno. It’s happening. So, here’s a quick summary of me:

    ~Hi! I am CirqueDeCelestia, but you can call me Cirque, Celestia, CC, or whatever nickname you’ve come up with and I’m ok with

    ~I am An Adult™, and am cool with any pronouns (all neos too.) ((I’m genderqueer))

    ~I do art sometimes

    ~I’m probably going to reblog stuff for the most part, but my art & other original stuff goes to cirquedumoi ^^

    ~I like a bunch of stuff, but generally lean towards Hermitcraft, Transformers (g1 mostly-), Creepypasta & the overall Slenderverse, The Legend of Zelda, Vocaloid, and others. What I like at a given point can fluctuate lmao-

    ~I have my boundaries, I will make them known when needed / requested and ask that you respect them

    ~For my tags (applicable all my blogs), there’s #☆cirque reblog☆ for things I’ve reblogged & added to (post itself or tags), #☆cirque art☆ for art I’ve made, #☆cirque writes☆ for stuff I’ve written, ☆cirque answers☆ for any asks I get, and #☆cirque stuff☆ for anything else I’ve come up with.

    ~I’m just here to vibe?

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  • we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

  • this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

  • hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

  • the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

  • Well you can't deliberately speak in a way nobody else does and also stay anonymous you know. Can't eat your cake and have it too.

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  • are people Aware that they can give their ocs illnesses that arent just depression & anxiety . u can just give ur ocs endometriosis . nobody cannstop u from doing this & if they try to then kill them Badly & with Hammers

  • you get torruettes and you get Raynaud's syndrome and you get papular eczema and you get potts and you get chronic ear infections and you get persistent asthma and you get schizoaffective disorder and you get unexplained muscle pain and you get

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  • grabbing my friends by the shoulders and shaking them like YOU ARE NOT A BURDEN YOU ARE NOT AN INCONVENIENCE I CARE ABOUT YOU SO MUCH

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  • sent by Anonymous

    Soundwave, able to fall asleep standing up + Rodimus, able to fall asleep with his eyes open = Optimus and Megatron not realising until THREE HOURS later that those two had dozed off in the meeting

  • SSFSSFFSS OH NO (yes)

  • Throw in a little wavewave: Shockwave absolutely knows Soundwave enough to know he fell asleep in the meeting but won't say a damn thing

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