My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are.

Aliens (1986) dir. James Cameron

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

#tfw you get aggressively booped by a Humboldt squid 😳⁠ ⁠

Growing up to two meters (nearly seven feet) long, Humboldt squid (Dosidicus gigas) are formidable predators that hunt krill and a variety of fishes. These scrappy squid hunt in large numbers along the coasts of both North and South America, from Chile to Baja California. ⁠ ⁠

Researchers at MBARI have suggested that, as they hunt, these squid communicate with each other using changing patterns of light and dark pigment on their skin. The changes are visible even in the darkest depths of the ocean because the squids’ entire bodies glow in the dark, so the patterns are backlit like words on an e-reader screen.

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gatito

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

The Sleep Paralysis Demon

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