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Fox living its best phone-snatcher life, probably disappointed to find phones don’t crack open to reveal a delicious filling

Slightly awkward academic lecture about jelly

A gold leaf shower of manure coming out of its backside at high speed - propelled, as the Latin will tell you. It’s his secret weapon - amazing flatulence. The knights are overcome by acid burns, heat and smell.

There is no moral attached to this story whatsoever.

I heard this on the radio and now it will not leave my head

Moment of fun for your day

An exceptional secular fresco cycle of the Months (only eleven from the twelve) survived in the Castello del Buonconsiglio in Trent. The eleven panels fill the walls of a room illuminated by two windows, one on the east end and one on the west. The room takes up the third floor of the Eagle’s Tower (Torre Aquila), at one time part of Trent’s defences. The dimension of the room is 6 x 5,8 m. The height of the frescoes is 3 m, the draped fabric painted below replaces the original wainscoting, which was painted with a sequence of niches.

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The installation of a wooden spiral stair connecting the three upper floors of tower destroyed the scene of March.

“When I think of them, I think of the culture around them: Barbara Troiani who designed so many of their clothes, Frenchie [Christian Rodriguez] who was their road manager – all these people very close to the Saint Marks scene of thrift shops. Everyone was making their own clothing from used things they found: you’d take a woman’s top, change the sleeves, add polka dots and it looked great.”

I’ve been trying to find Barbara online but apparently no

“Raised in Hull and now based in London, Remfry arrived at the Chelsea check-in desk that summer with “17 pieces of luggage, no reservation and no money. Stanley Bard, the owner, asked me, ‘David, how much do your paintings sell for? And how many do you paint a year?’ I think he was figuring out how much he could charge me.””

Oh bae you make me want to stat up a queer club just for the joy